Glitz and glams of Malaysian Politics

I’ve always hated to do things when I’m forced to do so. And even if I did do something against my will, I will make sure the one who  forced me to do something pays dearly for my troubles. But Eugene’s weekly quiz is something i usually look forward to doing. So, here’s my take on this week’s edition of Friday quiz:

1) We have from Hollywood Spiderman and Batman, and from Malaysia we have Cicakman,what can you come out with the Malaysia’s version of Wonder Woman?

Tudung Woman, of course. Did you think they FINAS and the censorship board approve a female superhero parading around wearing her wonder bra  or panties outside?

2)Why do you think Paris Hilton wanted to be a celeb despite her fortune from her Hilton’s wealth ?

What makes you think that Hilton Group is making money? Maybe they’re full of liabilities? But then again, Paris is a blond. Being a blond celebrity is more fun than running a bunch of hotel.

3)If you were to be asked to come out with another “Reality Show”, what would it be?

Lompat Si Katak Lompat, featuring all sort of Malaysian politicians doing their froggy and flip-flopping performance.
4)In your opinion,do you think Pamela Anderson can be famous without her voluptious asset?

Are you kidding me? Her large titties and boobies are the one that actually act, not Pam herself.

5)How many celebs can you name who used the names of food as their performing names ?

I have no idea, but you can just look up Hong Kong celebrity on the Internet and you’ll bound to come across a dozen that use apple, orange, cherry or even strawberry as their name.

6)If Badawi were to make a block buster movie, what should he name this show?

Sleeping in Putrajaya, The Sleeping Ogre,  While I am Sleeping.

7)If Najib were to make it big in Hollywood,what glamourous name should he embrace?

Shake my bomb bomb or Najib the bombastic.

8) In the US we have Hollywood, in India we have Bollywood, in Malaysia what ___wood,please fill in the blank?

Sleepywood or Flippingwood.

9)Which two Malaysian’s politicians are most suitable in carrying out this part in the “Titanic” You Jump, I jump ?

Hee Jit Fong from Perak and that feller Arumugam who fled to Chennai.

10)Give a try for this finale.What is the famous song that you’d suggest Badawi to sing for Najib at the handling over ceremony?

Bye Bye Bye, Mr. Bombastic, and Don’t Cry For Me Malaysia.

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When men do it, when women do it…

Now, ladies and gentleman, this is what I call news. Take a look at it:

Harian Metro reported that a 35-year-old man became a victim of polygamy after his Indonesian-born wife took another husband. Mat Kila Sapiai claimed he only recently found out that his 39-year-old wife, who had been pressuring him for a divorce, had married a 52-year-old man in Indonesia in March last year. Mat Kila said he did not suspect anything was amiss until his wife started to pressure him for a divorce.The sordid details emerged only after he confronted his wife’s “second husband”, who showed him their marriage certificate issued by an Indonesian authority in Riau. The couple has two children, a 16-year-old son and a 12-year-old girl. Mat Kila lodged a police report at the Tampoi police station last Saturday.

Now, that’s news. Men practices polygamy all the time. It doesn’t matter if they are a Muslim or not. I know of a few men who practices polygamy even though they are non-Muslim. I am not sure if it’s legal or not in Malaysia, but yes, such things do exist, til this very day, and I can vouch for that. Men plays a fool with women all the time, and keep blasted mistress in various hotel closets and went on kinky sexual position on bed with and without their wife’s knowledge. Wives who knows of their sexual tirade are expected to keep their mouth shut and behave like a wimping puppy in need of feed before their oh so mighty husbands.

Some wives are only wife by name and name only. And some husbands takes no heed of their wives’s physical and mental needs. What’s worst, when the wife asked for divorce, they refused to divorce the wife as it’ll be huge blow to their ego and their bloody manhood. And the woman have no choice but to remain married to her husband just because in Malaysia and among Muslim community, divorce do not come easy, especially if the one who is requesting for divorce is the woman.

For Muslim women, the bloody Syariah Court will go great length to counsel the wife to rethink of her decision because they obviously think that the woman in question is a fool with cotton and wool for brain for even asking for divorce. In some cases, it can take up more than 10 years for a Muslim woman to be granted divorce, even though her husband have been neglecting her and no longer live under the same roof with her and her children.

Typical bastards, I must say. But what can I can say, Syariah Court are made by men, and the laws are compiled by men, and so, of course it’s pretty normal if the Syariah Court gives men more advantage rather than women. Why should men protect womenfolk, anyway? Some only think that women is only useful in the kitchen, in bed, and in the toilet. I heard this words not only once, but a few times, spoken by typical men who I’d love very much to castrate and toss their wrinkly balls into a rubbish bin, where it belongs.

Yes, folks, such thing like polygamy happens all the time, so, when I read this particular news, I really had to laugh. All these while I’ve been hearing and reading stories about women whose husband practices polygamy, and she have no choice but to accept and suffer his decision. And now, even though I know that it’s illegal for a woman to have more than one husband, I really have to say, that I am pleased to see such news. Finally there’s a woman who show us that if men can do it, then she can too.

I have this message to bastards who have the cheek to practice polygamy and keeping mistress everywhere: Men, why must you cry foul when your wife have second husband kept somewhere? You men take not only one extra wife, but up to three extra wives all the time. Is it not time that women learn from your kinky behavior? We women are stupid, no? We can be fooled easily, lied to easily, but do remember, women do not have wool for brain, and so, sometimes, we are capable of learning and copying your dastard behavior.

If you assholes do not teach us and show us what is polygamy, then such thing would not even come across our minds. MEN! You are the one who taught us what is polygamy! So why are you complaining now? It doesn’t matter if it’s legal or not, but YOU TAUGHT US all these! If men do not practice polygamy and taught us the meaning of it, we, will not know of it.

So, when men do it, women are expected to shut up. But when women do it, men should be told to shut up as well and accept it, should they not? Yours truly do not condone infidelity as well as polygamy. I believe in monogamy and devotion to our other half. However, I find that piece of news amusing. Since men take a couple of extra wife all the time, why are they making so much noise when a woman take just one extra husband? Men are victim of polygamy practiced by women, and women are never a victim of polygamy practiced by men?  Now this is amusing!

Cleffairy: Men and women are expected of differently in the eyes of the society, however, women are also human, and as human, we women have rights like men too. But of course, we already lack of human rights in Malaysia to even begin with.

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I’m going straight into the ‘naughty’ list

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Yours truly had wanted to write about something else, but since it’s Sunday, perhaps I’d lighten up a bit. Have you guys heard about the eight members of Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) who intend to stalk Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and strip naked when they come face to face with him?

Well, here’s some bits and pieces about it. This is a news back a few weeks ago. So pardon me for the awkward timing of the article.

The men, aged 33 to 50, are from the movement’s Dare to be Nude Squad. And swore that they will strip naked before the Selangor Mentri Besar in protest against the state government’s decision to raise the rental of low-cost houses. To say that I found this piece of news amusing is definitely an understatement, considering the ones who are planning to strip naked in front of a straight man is not women, but middle age men who are probably already wrinkly and soft down there.

Frankly speaking, do they think that by stripping naked and flashing their wrinkling assets would bring the Mentri Besar in question to his knees and comply to their demands?

Think again. Pray tell, which straight man would fall for the nude dance of some unattractive middle age man who probably could not wank or shake their little brother to attention? Their penis is probably something similar to a rotten old banana for all I know. Pretty women going nude and demand for what they want would probably get different result, but those horny men who crave to go nude in public won’t get what they demand for.

Oh yes, going nude to demand for something for middle age men would definitely not work. Even yours truly would puke at the very sight of wrinkly and soft penises dangling about. Such thing is not for the faint-hearted, aye? But then again, since these horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabe men are demanding to go naked at any cost, I suggest that they at least try to make their body look pretty and presentable like the pictures below: (or hire some of these women to get some attention instead)

It is amazing that in Malaysia, women are not allowed to dress up as they saw fit, and yet the Fatwa Council did not come up with any of their oh so mighty decree to stop or ban Muslim men from being exhibitionist. Amazing, isn’t it, dear readers? This is discrimination and chauvinism at it’s best.

So stalking and stripping naked is the new way to get politician to give in to your whims. I wonder what happened to the good old diplomacy and negotiation, anyway? C4-ed to pieces?

Cleffairy: If you want to go out in public nude, you might as well do it tastefully. It’s more than revolting to see men who are old enough to be grandfathers behaving like some horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabes.

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I’m going straight into the ‘naughty’ list

Disclaimer:This entry is rated NC-17, and intended strictly for adult viewing. Any minors who accidentally stumbled upon this, kindly navigate away. You may find the content of this entry offensive. Read at your own risk.

Yours truly had wanted to write about something else, but since it’s Sunday, perhaps I’d lighten up a bit. Have you guys heard about the eight members of Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) who intend to stalk Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and strip naked when they come face to face with him?

Well, here’s some bits and pieces about it. This is a news back a few weeks ago. So pardon me for the awkward timing of the article.

The men, aged 33 to 50, are from the movement’s Dare to be Nude Squad. And swore that they will strip naked before the Selangor Mentri Besar in protest against the state government’s decision to raise the rental of low-cost houses. To say that I found this piece of news amusing is definitely an understatement, considering the ones who are planning to strip naked in front of a straight man is not women, but middle age men who are probably already wrinkly and soft down there.

Frankly speaking, do they think that by stripping naked and flashing their wrinkling assets would bring the Mentri Besar in question to his knees and comply to their demands?

Think again. Pray tell, which straight man would fall for the nude dance of some unattractive middle age man who probably could not wank or shake their little brother to attention? Their penis is probably something similar to a rotten old banana for all I know. Pretty women going nude and demand for what they want would probably get different result, but those horny men who crave to go nude in public won’t get what they demand for.

Oh yes, going nude to demand for something for middle age men would definitely not work. Even yours truly would puke at the very sight of wrinkly and soft penises dangling about. Such thing is not for the faint-hearted, aye? But then again, since these horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabe men are demanding to go naked at any cost, I suggest that they at least try to make their body look pretty and presentable like the pictures below: (or hire some of these women to get some attention instead)

It is amazing that in Malaysia, women are not allowed to dress up as they saw fit, and yet the Fatwa Council did not come up with any of their oh so mighty decree to stop or ban Muslim men from being exhibitionist. Amazing, isn’t it, dear readers? This is discrimination and chauvinism at it’s best.

So stalking and stripping naked is the new way to get politician to give in to your whims. I wonder what happened to the good old diplomacy and negotiation, anyway? C4-ed to pieces?

Cleffairy: If you want to go out in public nude, you might as well do it tastefully. It’s more than revolting to see men who are old enough to be grandfathers behaving like some horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabes.

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I’m going straight into the ‘naughty’ list

Disclaimer:This entry is rated NC-17, and intended strictly for adult viewing. Any minors who accidentally stumbled upon this, kindly navigate away. You may find the content of this entry offensive. Read at your own risk.

Yours truly had wanted to write about something else, but since it’s Sunday, perhaps I’d lighten up a bit. Have you guys heard about the eight members of Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) who intend to stalk Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and strip naked when they come face to face with him?

Well, here’s some bits and pieces about it. This is a news back a few weeks ago. So pardon me for the awkward timing of the article.

The men, aged 33 to 50, are from the movement’s Dare to be Nude Squad. And swore that they will strip naked before the Selangor Mentri Besar in protest against the state government’s decision to raise the rental of low-cost houses. To say that I found this piece of news amusing is definitely an understatement, considering the ones who are planning to strip naked in front of a straight man is not women, but middle age men who are probably already wrinkly and soft down there.

Frankly speaking, do they think that by stripping naked and flashing their wrinkling assets would bring the Mentri Besar in question to his knees and comply to their demands?

Think again. Pray tell, which straight man would fall for the nude dance of some unattractive middle age man who probably could not wank or shake their little brother to attention? Their penis is probably something similar to a rotten old banana for all I know. Pretty women going nude and demand for what they want would probably get different result, but those horny men who crave to go nude in public won’t get what they demand for.

Oh yes, going nude to demand for something for middle age men would definitely not work. Even yours truly would puke at the very sight of wrinkly and soft penises dangling about. Such thing is not for the faint-hearted, aye? But then again, since these horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabe men are demanding to go naked at any cost, I suggest that they at least try to make their body look pretty and presentable like the pictures below: (or hire some of these women to get some attention instead)

It is amazing that in Malaysia, women are not allowed to dress up as they saw fit, and yet the Fatwa Council did not come up with any of their oh so mighty decree to stop or ban Muslim men from being exhibitionist. Amazing, isn’t it, dear readers? This is discrimination and chauvinism at it’s best.

So stalking and stripping naked is the new way to get politician to give in to your whims. I wonder what happened to the good old diplomacy and negotiation, anyway? C4-ed to pieces?

Cleffairy: If you want to go out in public nude, you might as well do it tastefully. It’s more than revolting to see men who are old enough to be grandfathers behaving like some horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabes.

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I'm going straight into the 'naughty' list

Disclaimer:This entry is rated NC-17, and intended strictly for adult viewing. Any minors who accidentally stumbled upon this, kindly navigate away. You may find the content of this entry offensive. Read at your own risk.

Yours truly had wanted to write about something else, but since it’s Sunday, perhaps I’d lighten up a bit. Have you guys heard about the eight members of Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) who intend to stalk Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and strip naked when they come face to face with him?

Well, here’s some bits and pieces about it. This is a news back a few weeks ago. So pardon me for the awkward timing of the article.

The men, aged 33 to 50, are from the movement’s Dare to be Nude Squad. And swore that they will strip naked before the Selangor Mentri Besar in protest against the state government’s decision to raise the rental of low-cost houses. To say that I found this piece of news amusing is definitely an understatement, considering the ones who are planning to strip naked in front of a straight man is not women, but middle age men who are probably already wrinkly and soft down there.

Frankly speaking, do they think that by stripping naked and flashing their wrinkling assets would bring the Mentri Besar in question to his knees and comply to their demands?

Think again. Pray tell, which straight man would fall for the nude dance of some unattractive middle age man who probably could not wank or shake their little brother to attention? Their penis is probably something similar to a rotten old banana for all I know. Pretty women going nude and demand for what they want would probably get different result, but those horny men who crave to go nude in public won’t get what they demand for.

Oh yes, going nude to demand for something for middle age men would definitely not work. Even yours truly would puke at the very sight of wrinkly and soft penises dangling about. Such thing is not for the faint-hearted, aye? But then again, since these horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabe men are demanding to go naked at any cost, I suggest that they at least try to make their body look pretty and presentable like the pictures below: (or hire some of these women to get some attention instead)

It is amazing that in Malaysia, women are not allowed to dress up as they saw fit, and yet the Fatwa Council did not come up with any of their oh so mighty decree to stop or ban Muslim men from being exhibitionist. Amazing, isn’t it, dear readers? This is discrimination and chauvinism at it’s best.

So stalking and stripping naked is the new way to get politician to give in to your whims. I wonder what happened to the good old diplomacy and negotiation, anyway? C4-ed to pieces?

Cleffairy: If you want to go out in public nude, you might as well do it tastefully. It’s more than revolting to see men who are old enough to be grandfathers behaving like some horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabes.

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