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Morning Erection

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I was having a kind of X-rated chat with my fellow WriMos a moment ago, and we ended up talking about men’s morning erection after blasting our head on how to write a believable sex scene for our respective novels.

I never asked anyone in my bloody life on how it feels like to have a morning erection, including the males in my blasted life, and I wondered how morning erection felt to men.

So, since all of us were in the mood to explore the world of sexuality and beyond, I asked one of the male chatter in my noveling group about MORNING ERECTION, and how it feels to men. This is what he answered.

“Morning erections are there to keep men from bed-wetting, and that’s both a godsend and really annoying. You wake up, you have to pee, you have an erection, and the erection pretty much isn’t going to go away until you pee or maybe ejaculate. Meanwhile, you have to pee. In a standing position, the urine is coming out exactly the wrong way. In a sitting position, the angle of the penis is still exactly the wrong way, unless maybe you sit and bend over on the stool. Or, you can try to bend that rock-hard shaft downward at least 90 degrees so that it’s pointing into the bowl. Meanwhile, touching your penis makes it harder, because, it’s erect and all the nerves and such are at the surface.”

I don’t know what has gotten into me, I must have been overdosed on my caffeine fix to talk about so much about erotic nonsense, but as soon as I finished reading what my fellow novelist wrote, I laughed my ass out.

I absolutely had no clue on that’s how men feel when they had morning erection. So… it was not pleasurable, after all. And I can’t believe that morning erection is one kind of mechanism to prevent men from bed wetting. LOL… so… if a man have an erectile dysfunction, will he wet his bed then? LOL… can some male readers out there tell me about this? I think I hang out too much with my fellow novelist to think straight right now. I am as good as drunk! Can someone set me straight please? I’m struggling to finish up my novel.

I got to stay away from looney novelist who are overdosed on tea and coffee, just like me. It can be proved rather disastrous for morning erection is not the only thing we’ve discussed. There’s ‘standing up’ all night long and ‘how many times per night’ as well as creative metaphor for orgasm or even novel ending with er… bing bam and boom! I ought to warn you people off… mixing around with novelist in distress can be pretty dangerous!

Cleffairy: Sometimes, I think I am just as clueless as a teenage girl on a first date! There’s so much to learn about men and their anatomy!

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The many reasons of sex

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I haven’t been feeling inspired these days, and I’ve come to realized why. No, it’s not because my sex life is boring and I’m brain dead or anything. I realized it’s because I’ve been dead busy these days trying to put my life together to even sit down and have a cuppa tea.This is by far the worst and busiest year in my life. Too much things to do, too less time.

If you have been following my blog since last year, you might realized that I’m usually inspired when I’m relaxing over my cuppa tea. Well, believe it or not, life have been depriving me for the goddamn source of caffeine. It’s been some time since I sit down, breathe and sip my cuppa tea while I do some deep thinking.

Yours truly just had a couple cuppa tea a moment ago while her eyes are glued to the idiot box, and guess what? That bloody cup of caffeine yours truly glunk down her throat is flowing down her blood veins and now she can’t sleep. Cleffairy is now officially caffeine overdosed, and hell she cannot sleep, and cannot think about anything else but write about sex to pass her night time.

All right, let’s do it, people. No, his is not an invitation to have sex… but an invitation to TALK about sex. It’s been awhile since I bring up this topic, isn’t it? Well, let’s proceed, shall we?

People have sex all the time. Everyone have sex. Any way they want it. Any where they feel like doing it, and any time they feel like doing the gloriously exhilarating deed. For some lucky few, their sex life is hot and passionate, while great numbers of others, sex is just the deed that they performed half-heartedly so that they don’t deprive their other half of their conjugal rights.

People have sex for many reasons. Most of the time, it’s simply because as men and women have needs for it, and it does not matter if it’s a fling or just a one night stand. Sex, for some, it’s a great release, be it physically, mentally or emotionally. Some people needs to have sex just to forget their frustration in life, as only during sexual intercourse, they would not think about what’s troubling them. Problems flew out of the window as they rocks the bed, the sofa, whatever.

Believe it or not, sex, for some, can have the effect of a therapy. I believe, in some part of the world where people are more open about the subject-our western counterparts, uses sex as therapy. Look it up if you are interested. Yes, sex is some kind of a therapy. It may be bad for the soul… but yeah, for some, sex works wonder for their body and mind. For some, sex left them satiated afterwards, provided, their partner’s performance is up to their standard.

To put it bluntly, most people have sex because of lust, not necessarily because they are committed to their partner and wants to do the happily ever after and grow old together part of the story. Sad, but true, but that’s a fact. Some people just have sex for the heck of it.They need it, so they find willing…or  heavens forbids, unwilling partner to satisfy their lust.

For some lucky others, they don’t have sex, but they made love to their partner.  For these people, it’s all about consummation of love, not just a mind blowing sex  or merely a session where they exchange bodily fluids with each other. They do so because they wanted to please and give pleasure their lover, partner or spouse. They made love, and it’s all about giving and not taking.They use their body to express their emotion to one another in a way that words can never do.

They put their other half’s needs before their own, and they feel more satisfied when their partner are throughly pleasured with their stamina and their ‘creativity’. They take time to arouse one another and explore each other’s body as if it they are doing it for the first time.

Now, that is making love. There’s huge differences between sex and making love. People who wants to make love to their partner are usually determined to get things rights, even if they have been together for a decade. They are emotional and intuitive, not to mention powerful and passionate. Their goal is simply to excite.

I know many of you out there are in a relationship. Some of you have lovers and most are of you are married. Some of you may have high libido and you may have the stamina to do it 2-3 times a day while the pitiful others don’t get to have fun on the bed as often as they want because the brats and mundane chores get in the way.

How many times you do it in a day, a month or a year is not the question here. My question here is, do you have sex of made love to your partner? Care to share your views with me on what you think about sex and making love?

Cleffairy: Do you fall in love or in lust?

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Kama Sutra Music Score

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I’ve been keeping this in my PC for quite some time now, and I thought of sharing with all of you here. One would easily mistake it for a normal music score, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that it’s not an ordinary music score, and personally I found that it’s quite cute.
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Cleffairy: Making love is an art, so be creative and don’t be such a lazy lame duck who sought only for self satisfaction.

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Make missionary position more HAWT!

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Disclaimer: The author of Over A Cuppa Tea do not condone pre-marital or extra-marital sexual affairs. This article is for reference and educational purposes only. You should be at least 18 years of age, or the age of majority in the jurisdiction where you reside or from which you access this article. Read at your own risk.

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I’m opening up a new category in my blog known as Cleffy’s Pillow Talk where I’ll be posting up most of my article that is sex or intimate relationship related. Kids who stumble across my articles in this categories, kindly shoo away. Either that, or read on your own risk. You have been forewarned.

This is the first article for Cleffy’s Pillow Talk, and let’s talk about sex. Or rather, sexual position. Over the centuries various sexual positions (ways in which couples physically position themselves for sexual intercourse) have been used. In ancient texts it reveals that sex was an art form among certain cultures, as in the Indian Kama Sutra and Arabic Perfumed Garden.

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There are many sexual positions which are mostly variations on a few basic positions. As with any other desire you have to find the positions that are most enjoyable to you and your partner. Everybody’s needs are different. Some couples are very innovative, some prefer the standard missionary position (man-on-top). The aim of lovemaking, however, should be measured by fulfillment and satisfaction for both partners.

Let’s talk about the ever so boring missionary position. For most women, they do not like missionary position as it’s pretty hard for a woman to be aroused and completely stimulated while in this position.

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Getting a woman to come to a strong and satisfying orgasm while in the missionary position is something many men are on an ongoing search to find out how to do. And since the average woman would like to be face to face with her lover when she comes, she too would like to know how to achieve this.

Many couples who have been together for a while think of the missionary position as boring, and, not that stimulating for the woman. Of all the positions, the missionary is the least popular, and the most unimaginative. But, it doesn’t have to be. And, on top of that (excuse the pun), from that position, it’s virtually impossible for most women to come to orgasm because their clitoris isn’t being stimulated. Nearly all of a woman’s most sensitive nerves are on their clit, while the less sensitive ones are on their inner lips, near the opening. A woman can of course still come from the stimulation of her inner lips, but it wouldn’t be as strong as she would like it to be.

The following is for the very few women out there who can still have a satisfying orgasm with your penis inside her, where her clit isn’t being stimulated. Both can come to orgasm, while he is inside her. Most women would prefer to come to a strong orgasm while her lover is on top because she is face to face with him. She is able to hold her arms around him, while he does the same to her.

There are 5 ways to spice up the boring missionary position and make it hotter. Let’s start off with the first one.

ONE:

Start off by gently taking the tip of your penis and rubbing her clit and the surrounding lips. (Use one of your hands to separate her lips, while you use the other to rub your penis on her clit.) Go in circular motions and ask her if she can feel it. Do it slowly and gently, then fast and rough. You can also rub your penis across her nipples. This is an arousing sight for some women.

Next, whisper in her ear: “Are you ready?” . Do not neglect such things. Sometimes, asking permission to enter a woman’s body can arouse her too, as not many men take the time to do so. If she is ready, begin to slide just the head of your penis in her. Now pull it back out, and then put it back in, just at the tip. Do this for about a minute or two.

Now go in about a half-inch deeper, and do the same thing as before. Take it out slowly and put it back in her. � In and out, in and out. Do this for another minute. The reasoning for this is to tease her to the point of having that strong desire.

Now put it in her all the way, kissing, gently biting and hugging her at the same time. Kissing and sucking her ears are one of the most important things to do to her. Suck on her ear lobes. Lick her whole ear. Imitate the sound of a snore and slightly make that sound in her ear, at the same time slightly letting your warm breath touch it.

Another thing that works wonders is humming in her ear. Let the vibrations from your mouth touch her ear as you are humming. Rubbing your cheek up against hers and rubbing your nose in her ear are other things that make a big difference.

And, always remember to tell her how good she feels. Also, tell her she smells absolutely fantastic. Whisper things like that in her ear. It’s little, insignificant things like that that matter the most.

When you are in her all the way, whisper in her ear if she wants you to stay where you are at, or to keep penetrating. Some women like for you to stay inside her, motionless, while she squeezes her vagina muscles around your penis, while there are others who want you to keep penetrating. When she has that orgasm, it will be like a fantastic explosion in her. She will have that feeling of total satisfaction. This is the whole purpose�to create this wonderful feeling for her. A feeling that she should feel every time you make love to her.

Many men just thrust in and out, in and out, in and out at a continuous pace. Liven it up by going slow for a about a minute or two, and then fast and hard. You should also stop thrusting. Kiss and caress her cheeks while you are motionless inside her. Then start back up again. Break up the monotony.

TWO:

Another technique you can use to give the missionary position an extra zip is to have her raise her right leg until her knee is even with your left shoulder. (Hold it up for her, while kissing and licking it.) She should leave her left leg flat on the bed. Then direct your thrusts towards her inner thigh of her raised leg. By her doing this, it stretches her vagina a little bit, allowing for tighter penetration and more pressure on her clit. Keep in mind that this technique isn’t full proof with all women. Nevertheless, experiment with it. At least she knows you like to experiment in bed, which many women find appealing in men.

THREE:

When our head is upside down, we feel a rush as blood pours in and oxygen is depleted. For some women, combining this with physical pleasure could heighten her orgasm. This does have an affect with some women. Try this with the next woman you are with (She will love all of this experimenting!): Have her lie on her back across the bed, with her head and shoulders dangling over the edge. Make sure she keeps as much of her lower back on the mattress as possible. And, of course, stop if she becomes too light-headed.

This angle you have her at shouldn’t be reserved just for the missionary position. You should also go down on her and / or use her vibrator on her. Experiment with her when she is at this angle.

FOUR:

If you don’t know about this little toy already, the perfect toy for this position is a small vibrator that is held to her clit by a thong strap that goes around her hip. She will get both the sensation from that and from your penis inside of her! They come small enough to where they won’t get in your way while you are thrusting inside of her. Be sure to ask the salesperson that it is indeed small enough so it won’t be in the way.

FIVE:

And lastly, you can still hit her clit while at the same time you are showing her that you have some imagination for the missionary position. Get high up on her so your hips are above hers, and then enter her at a downward angle, very, very slowly, making sure you rub down her clit when penetrating her.

And don’t forget the pillow under her butt. Jacking up her hips adds even more spice to this position. With all this information at your fingertips, you are now able to show her that this position can be one of the most popular. You both can now have fun at the same time, where she can also come to orgasm. These techniques are also perfect for the less-endowed men!

And so, ladies and gentlemen, I should pen down now and I hope the piece I’ve posted above is helpful for you and your partner. Have a great Sunday, people.

Cleffairy: Information and pictures are the courtesy of www.about.com

ps: Safe sex is the word, peeps!

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Frequency of sex: Is this normal?

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A recent conversation with ladies who have been married for more than 15 years inspired me to write this article, so before you guys leave me some funny comment to ask me whether I’m not satisfied with my sex life, I’d clearly state here that the answer is no. I’m blissfully happy with what I have now, and I don’t think I could ask for more.

Testimonial aside. Here goes nothing-Men are not the only creature who have sex on their minds most of the time. Their counterpart have sex in their minds too.

Some of you out there might think that I’m going looney for saying this as it is general knowledge that men’s brains are full of sexual and hot stuff, isn’t it? Some chauvinist might even say that thoughts about sex should only be reserved for men, and for the pleasure of men alone as it would be more proper for women to fill their heads with other matters such as housekeeping, childbearing, etc. But then again, women all around the world, young and old, professional or just a homemaker thinks about sex too. If you’re not a woman, then you would be surprised that women’s heads are as dirty as you men out there.

I am not talking about this matter merely because I think about sex and whatnot frequently, but because I realize that a lot of women in general thought about sex almost as often as men too, only in different ways, and perhaps in a more discreet and refined way.

Men would proudly admit that they have sex in their mind while women mostly would go hush hush about it and do not announce to the world that she’s thinking about sex and whatever activities that’s related to it. A lot of people do not know that women too have sex related thoughts in their mind most of the times too because women usually only discuss such matter when she’s in her own circle of friends or in private.

Most men would nonchalantly talk about how great their performance was with their partner on the bed(and off the bed). They could go on and on and boast about how large their penis is or how huge is their dickhead . They even boast on how they excel in deep penetration during sexual intercourse with their wife, girlfriend or whores. But women are different. Women do talk about such stuff too, but then again, usually to her most trusted friend.

Men watches porn shamelessly in group or in private. Women on the other hand, loves to read romance novel with steamy and passionate contents that could make even the most pious and pristine nun blush. It’s the same;which is to arouse, but different in some ways, isn’t it?

But anyway, we’re not here to discuss about it and argue on whose head are filled with more sexual thoughts. That’s just a plain warm up. I’d like to talk about insatiable. In a more crude way to say it-sexually unsatisfied though the act has been performed more than once in a short period of time.

For those who have been in a relationship and is sexually active with their respective partner would probably know that during the first few month, and even first few years of the relationship, the frequency of their sexual intercourse is rather incredible. A couple could have a go at it for at least once or twice a day. For those who have stamina and libido for it, probably would have sex with each other up to three or more in just one day.

Imagine that! Getting all hot, wet and bothered more than three times a day, and that’s not just limited to the bedroom. Who could have thought human have the capabilities to perform the act of intimacy so frequently and in so many impossible places? It’s like a marathon, isn’t it? Even then, after having sex for more than two or three times in one day would leave both wanting more. Clinging to each other, desperately wanting and begging for more though the heart is more willing than the body.

During the first few month or years(usually 2 years), sexual intercourse and foreplays are like a very potent drug. Sex made couples addicted to it, and wanting more and more, and even though they are sexually satisfied, they are insatiable. One could never get enough of it. They couldn’t keep their hands off from each other, and would experiment with each other’s body in a way that would probably make the long dead author of Kamasutra goes green with envy. They’d try S&M, role-playing and all sort of things they’ve heard of.

Then slowly after some time or after a few years, the same couple would reduce their escapade and adventure on the bed to probably once in every three days. Things goes comfortably, slow and easy. Couples made love to each other passionately, tenderly and lovingly. They are still addicted to each other and they would feel that something is wrong if they don’t have sex with each other frequently. Their creativity are somehow dampened, and they are no longer spirited and wild in bed.

And then comes the time  of relationship where couples have sex only once a week and the act are no longer passionate, but a mere routine just to satisfy their sexual needs, sparing themselves from D.I.Y, or in other words, masturbation. And after being satisfied, both partner, or either one of them would either extricate themselves from each other, rolled over onto his or her side of the bed and snore off to wonderland. Slowly, without realizing it, the spark of passion that’s used to be easily ignitedwould die off, and sexual intercourse would be a thing of the past an done could live without it.

And when the couples who are thrown into such predicament finally realized their sexual gap with each other desired the kind of sexual relationship that they used to have wanted to renew or rejuvenate their passion, they would either be too ashamed to ask for it or fear rejection. This is where infidelities and scandalous extra-marital affairs started.

Following the ‘progress’ of sexual journey of most couple with steady relationship, yours truly wondered if one could truly get bored or immune with sex and the art of seduction. And in general, yours truly wondered even more on the declining frequency of high quality sexual performance after some times being together. Fatigue and other life commitments should not be an issue if one truly wants to have sex and please his or her partner.

Consummation of love has always been associated with sexual intimacies. As far as I’m concern, no healthy man or woman in a steady relationship, regardless of their sexual preference would volunteer to live the life of a celibate. It is important to have a happy and healthy sexual life. But it’s even more important to remember to keep your partner/spouse sexually happy and not get bored with each other to avoid the downfall of a relationship caused by sexual dissatisfaction as unlike financial problems, passion and sex is something we could actually control, as we are the master of our minds and bodies. So, ladies and gentlemen, let’s not let the fire of passion dies out if we could help it.

Cleffairy: Sex can be a key to happiness, but sex too, can destroy whatever bliss life could offer.

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Virgin Dillemma

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Let’s do a bit of time travelling. Go back in time… say, 30 years ago. Petrol are damn cheap, cost of living are low, and everything are simple and natural. There are no nip&tuck doctors around to create walking silicon monsters and politicians are patriotic and have the heart to serve instead of being power thirsty and money minded. Families are of course simple and stayed together like families should and people do not divorce and re-marry at whim. We do not have ex-wives hunting ex-husbands for alimony cheque all the time and good girls do not go clubbing and are chaste and do not take their virginity lightly.

If you happen to be some a teenage boy with raging hormones flowing in your veins, you would appreciate a good date or two and would try to make out with your girl at the backseat of your daddy’s Volkswagon Beetle or some secluded place. But once you grow up and become a man, you would expect that your bride to be is a virgin on your wedding night, and it doesn’t matter if you’ve have sex countless times before you’re married.

Now, hit the fast forward button to 2009 and you can say that the world is not like what it used to be with conviction. Life is more complicated, expensive and stressful. The world is more artificial and people are going loon over those papers known as ‘money’. The phrase ‘family first’ held no meaning to most and good girls and boys can almost be classified in the same group as the long extinct Saber Tooth Tiger. They almost don’t exists anymore. We can barely tell who is straight and who is homosexual, and not to mention that one tend to wonder if a person’s beauty is natural or have been surgically improvised.

Virginity are no longer treasured, and some girls would do anything in their power to shed it by the time she hit the legal age to have sex and men seems to no longer care about their wife being a virgin or not during their first night together as husband and wife. People no longer choose to stay chaste and pure. People have sex before they got married all the time and delight in the experience of it. Some people would even think that a woman is somewhat problematic if she claimed herself to be a virgin at the age of 20++

Following the trend that women must be sexually experienced in her twenties, some woman find it hard to stay chaste, and some have troubles to find Mr. Right even, as men these days either expect their girlfriend to be sexually experienced or have sex with them before marriage. Some men respect their girlfriend. I am not saying that they are not respecting their partner. But then again, if a girl doesn’t want to have sex with them, what will they do? Well, most would make the girl want to have sex with them. They lure the ladies to their bed with their gentle seduction and the ladies are definitely a willing partner. Some regret jumping into bed with their partner, while some don’t even give a damn about it. Whether their decision to have sex before marriage is right or wrong, is another story. The most important thing to them is that they are sexually satiated.

Sex before marriage is normal to most. And for those who are loyal enough, their relationship would last til holy matrimony. Otherwise, their relationship will be considered a memorable affair and they will go their separate ways and one day will find their true love who did not mind their lack of chastity or virginity. Some women would think that a man who is sexually experienced are capable to pleasure them, and this is a plus point. However, yours truly think that any man who loves their partner enough to please her before he satisfy himself is better than those who are ‘sexually experienced’ and yet selfish in bed.

Unless a person is truly religious and God fearing, remaining chaste and pure until the wedding night is almost unheard of, especially for those who live in the city. While I’ve come to accept this sexual revolution where women are not necessarily virgin and men are not necessarily chaste on their wedding night, I find it disturbing that there are children as young as 13 years old who are not virgin by their own choice. Try as I might, I couldn’t understand why some punk teenage girls couldn’t wait to shed their virginity as soon as they find a partner who is willing to do the deed. (Well, don’t blame me… I was still going around watching Sailormoon, Dragonball and Doraemon when I was 13. LOL). Don’t tell me that virginity so worthless that they couldn’t wait to get rid of it and experiment around?

Even if one wants to have sex, isn’t it better if they wait to give up their virginity to the one that they truly love and convinced that that’s the person they want to spend the rest of their lives with? Wouldn’t that be more worth it, to have the first time with someone you truly love, and love you in return? Consummation of love is a lot better than casual sex, isn’t it?


Cleffairy: Whatever happened to the romantic thoughts of ‘saving yourself’ for your soulmate?

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Oh, this is kinky, kinky, I tell you!

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It’s Friday again, and as usual, Eugene, a good blogger friend of mine is up to it again. While the previous week’s ‘tag’ have been funny and funky, this week’s is pretty kinky and sexy. Anybody care to answer it too? LOL. Aww, come on, it’s fun!

1) What would you do if your spouse says “not tonite dear” ?

I always get what I want. I never compromise with ‘not tonight’, so if I ever get such answers, I’ll be scheming and executing some seduction til my spouse begs me for fulfillment. Whahahaha. I’m one evil fairy, aren’t I? Damn! I need to keep my hormones in check! LOL.
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers ” give me more !!!!!” ?

I’ll holler ” You give me more first!” as a respond.

3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word “foreplay” ?

Safety first.

4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?

Depends. If after I die I’m going to heaven, why the hell would I still wanna have sex, anyway? (I assume I can have all the highest pleasure of sex in heaven. If I can’t have any of those, then I’d rather go to hell.)

5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?

If sex needs an appointment, I’d rather not have sex at all. Personally, I feel that sex is supposed to be spontaneous and without time restriction.

6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?

Silky black boxers, no shirt on. Damn HAWT, I tell you!

7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back ” Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?

Ignore them. You’re in the middle of making love, why the hell you still wanna care about some asshole’s yelling anyway? It’s just too bad they are not having some of their own.

8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?

Huh? What kind of question is that? Well, if I could pick a random topic to talk about, it’ll probably be something sexy. Like how I could satisfy my spouse more, or how I love the way my spouse please me. Or maybe, how I want him to satisfy me.
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?

Maybe it will, but there’s always withdrawal method. *shrugs*
10)Where do you prefer to “mate out” in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?

Hell no! I wouldn’t have sex in both. Only idiots or some horny teenagers who couldn’t keep their hormones in check do that! I’d prefer to get a room instead!

Cleffairy: Consensual sex between two willing partner who is very much in love or in lust is fun. But fun things like sexual intercourse comes with responsibility. So, please, if you want to have sex, make sure you protect your partner by taking necessary precautions.

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So…what is 'normal'?

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I really had a good laugh this morning over my usual cuppa tea when the saw the Star online newspaper. There’s this particular news that tickles my funny bones. Want to know what it is, dear readers? Well, it’s no other than the news of Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek’s hot porn DVD returning to haunt him once again. Now, I really had a good laugh is not because I was happy or pleased that his infidelities towards his wife and family came back to ‘haunt’ him in some ways, but it was because of this particular sentence:

“We are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.”

Get it? They are investigating the poor chap for having carnal intercourse against the order of nature. Good grief! ‘Carnal intercourse against the order of nature’. Does that actually translate ‘abnormal behaviour’ during sexual intercourse?

Seriously, what can be considered abnormal or against the course of nature in regards of sexual intercourse? Having a penis or a kind of sex toy penetrated in someone’s private parts such as the vagina or anus? Biting and scratching your partner? Or role-playing in bed- you know, where partners dress up and pretend as someone else to arouse one another… Well, if that’s considered not normal, then licking of breasts or vagina is also not normal then, because arousing your partner that way is actually imitating animals, isn’t it?

I am not sure how to define ‘normal’ in regards to sexual intercourse. You see, as far as I’m concern, once you strip off your clothes and jumped into bed together with your willing partner, everything is normal I suppose, and it doesn’t matter how you go about it in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. To me, as long as both are satiated and nobody gets hurt , that is normal enough or as they say-letting nature takes it’s course.

I just don’t get it! these authorities are having nothing better to do than sticking their noses in someone’s pussy and asses, trying to take a whiff of something rotten and stinky ! For goodness sake, there are so many children being sexually abused with the most recent one the one year old baby being sexually abused and yet they sticking their noses to where? oh, excuse me, let me answer that… they’re sticking their noses to Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek’s dickhead.

Hey, sorry for being vulgar, but I am displeased by the fact that they are investigating such rubbish when justice are unserved elsewhere. Good heavens, what is becoming of this world? Or rather, what is becoming of Malaysia. Investigating a case of consensual ‘abnormal sexual antics’ between two adults is more important than going out to catch rapists or robbers. Yes… this is Malaysia. Go Malaysia! This is Malaysia Boleh spirit at the very best. God, please knock some senses into those horny assholes who got nothing better to do than watch Chua Soi Lek’s jiggly bits bouncing on and off every damn day during their working hour.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not supporting whatever Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek did-having sex with another woman who is not his wife, in fact, I condemn everyone who performs the acts of infidelities, but then again, if his wife forgave him for his infidelities, as outsiders, we should have nothing to say about it, because this is his business with his wife and family, not us. No one, no one at all should be given voices to scrutinize someone else marriage. And nobody should be given rights to say what is normal or what is not normal in regards to someone’s sexual preference as long the act was between two consensual adults.

NOBODY should be given power to dictate on how you should go about having sex with your partner, as this stuff, it’s actually very personal. Why should you let other people tell you that ‘doggy style’ is not normal or 69 style is disgusting or anal penetration is not allowed between a man and a woman when those people are not involved in the sexual act itself?

I’ll condemn those people who commits adultery any day, but I’ll be damned if i don’t condemn those who comment on how one should have sex with his or her partner, because I’ll never know when some asshole going to install a spy cam in my home or something and record my Kamatsutra acts with my husband and drags me to court for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Cleffairy: I may not know what is not normal in regards to sexual intercourse, because to me, whatever you do with your partner in bed comes naturally-no matter what people say. But I do know that poking your noses in places you shouldn’t be and commenting on how people should or should not have sex during your 9-5 job is not normal.

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I really had a good laugh this morning over my usual cuppa tea when the saw the Star online newspaper. There’s this particular news that tickles my funny bones. Want to know what it is, dear readers? Well, it’s no other than the news of Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek’s hot porn DVD returning to haunt him once again. Now, I really had a good laugh is not because I was happy or pleased that his infidelities towards his wife and family came back to ‘haunt’ him in some ways, but it was because of this particular sentence:

“We are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.”

Get it? They are investigating the poor chap for having carnal intercourse against the order of nature. Good grief! ‘Carnal intercourse against the order of nature’. Does that actually translate ‘abnormal behaviour’ during sexual intercourse?

Seriously, what can be considered abnormal or against the course of nature in regards of sexual intercourse? Having a penis or a kind of sex toy penetrated in someone’s private parts such as the vagina or anus? Biting and scratching your partner? Or role-playing in bed- you know, where partners dress up and pretend as someone else to arouse one another… Well, if that’s considered not normal, then licking of breasts or vagina is also not normal then, because arousing your partner that way is actually imitating animals, isn’t it?

I am not sure how to define ‘normal’ in regards to sexual intercourse. You see, as far as I’m concern, once you strip off your clothes and jumped into bed together with your willing partner, everything is normal I suppose, and it doesn’t matter how you go about it in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. To me, as long as both are satiated and nobody gets hurt , that is normal enough or as they say-letting nature takes it’s course.

I just don’t get it! these authorities are having nothing better to do than sticking their noses in someone’s pussy and asses, trying to take a whiff of something rotten and stinky ! For goodness sake, there are so many children being sexually abused with the most recent one the one year old baby being sexually abused and yet they sticking their noses to where? oh, excuse me, let me answer that… they’re sticking their noses to Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek’s dickhead.

Hey, sorry for being vulgar, but I am displeased by the fact that they are investigating such rubbish when justice are unserved elsewhere. Good heavens, what is becoming of this world? Or rather, what is becoming of Malaysia. Investigating a case of consensual ‘abnormal sexual antics’ between two adults is more important than going out to catch rapists or robbers. Yes… this is Malaysia. Go Malaysia! This is Malaysia Boleh spirit at the very best. God, please knock some senses into those horny assholes who got nothing better to do than watch Chua Soi Lek’s jiggly bits bouncing on and off every damn day during their working hour.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not supporting whatever Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek did-having sex with another woman who is not his wife, in fact, I condemn everyone who performs the acts of infidelities, but then again, if his wife forgave him for his infidelities, as outsiders, we should have nothing to say about it, because this is his business with his wife and family, not us. No one, no one at all should be given voices to scrutinize someone else marriage. And nobody should be given rights to say what is normal or what is not normal in regards to someone’s sexual preference as long the act was between two consensual adults.

NOBODY should be given power to dictate on how you should go about having sex with your partner, as this stuff, it’s actually very personal. Why should you let other people tell you that ‘doggy style’ is not normal or 69 style is disgusting or anal penetration is not allowed between a man and a woman when those people are not involved in the sexual act itself?

I’ll condemn those people who commits adultery any day, but I’ll be damned if i don’t condemn those who comment on how one should have sex with his or her partner, because I’ll never know when some asshole going to install a spy cam in my home or something and record my Kamatsutra acts with my husband and drags me to court for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Cleffairy: I may not know what is not normal in regards to sexual intercourse, because to me, whatever you do with your partner in bed comes naturally-no matter what people say. But I do know that poking your noses in places you shouldn’t be and commenting on how people should or should not have sex during your 9-5 job is not normal.

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So…what is ‘normal’?

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I really had a good laugh this morning over my usual cuppa tea when the saw the Star online newspaper. There’s this particular news that tickles my funny bones. Want to know what it is, dear readers? Well, it’s no other than the news of Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek’s hot porn DVD returning to haunt him once again. Now, I really had a good laugh is not because I was happy or pleased that his infidelities towards his wife and family came back to ‘haunt’ him in some ways, but it was because of this particular sentence:

“We are investigating the case under Section 292 of the Penal Code for distribution and possession of pornographic material and Section 377A for carnal intercourse against the order of nature.”

Get it? They are investigating the poor chap for having carnal intercourse against the order of nature. Good grief! ‘Carnal intercourse against the order of nature’. Does that actually translate ‘abnormal behaviour’ during sexual intercourse?

Seriously, what can be considered abnormal or against the course of nature in regards of sexual intercourse? Having a penis or a kind of sex toy penetrated in someone’s private parts such as the vagina or anus? Biting and scratching your partner? Or role-playing in bed- you know, where partners dress up and pretend as someone else to arouse one another… Well, if that’s considered not normal, then licking of breasts or vagina is also not normal then, because arousing your partner that way is actually imitating animals, isn’t it?

I am not sure how to define ‘normal’ in regards to sexual intercourse. You see, as far as I’m concern, once you strip off your clothes and jumped into bed together with your willing partner, everything is normal I suppose, and it doesn’t matter how you go about it in order to achieve sexual satisfaction. To me, as long as both are satiated and nobody gets hurt , that is normal enough or as they say-letting nature takes it’s course.

I just don’t get it! these authorities are having nothing better to do than sticking their noses in someone’s pussy and asses, trying to take a whiff of something rotten and stinky ! For goodness sake, there are so many children being sexually abused with the most recent one the one year old baby being sexually abused and yet they sticking their noses to where? oh, excuse me, let me answer that… they’re sticking their noses to Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek’s dickhead.

Hey, sorry for being vulgar, but I am displeased by the fact that they are investigating such rubbish when justice are unserved elsewhere. Good heavens, what is becoming of this world? Or rather, what is becoming of Malaysia. Investigating a case of consensual ‘abnormal sexual antics’ between two adults is more important than going out to catch rapists or robbers. Yes… this is Malaysia. Go Malaysia! This is Malaysia Boleh spirit at the very best. God, please knock some senses into those horny assholes who got nothing better to do than watch Chua Soi Lek’s jiggly bits bouncing on and off every damn day during their working hour.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not supporting whatever Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek did-having sex with another woman who is not his wife, in fact, I condemn everyone who performs the acts of infidelities, but then again, if his wife forgave him for his infidelities, as outsiders, we should have nothing to say about it, because this is his business with his wife and family, not us. No one, no one at all should be given voices to scrutinize someone else marriage. And nobody should be given rights to say what is normal or what is not normal in regards to someone’s sexual preference as long the act was between two consensual adults.

NOBODY should be given power to dictate on how you should go about having sex with your partner, as this stuff, it’s actually very personal. Why should you let other people tell you that ‘doggy style’ is not normal or 69 style is disgusting or anal penetration is not allowed between a man and a woman when those people are not involved in the sexual act itself?

I’ll condemn those people who commits adultery any day, but I’ll be damned if i don’t condemn those who comment on how one should have sex with his or her partner, because I’ll never know when some asshole going to install a spy cam in my home or something and record my Kamatsutra acts with my husband and drags me to court for committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

Cleffairy: I may not know what is not normal in regards to sexual intercourse, because to me, whatever you do with your partner in bed comes naturally-no matter what people say. But I do know that poking your noses in places you shouldn’t be and commenting on how people should or should not have sex during your 9-5 job is not normal.

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