Najib is now Malaysia 6th PM, Pak Lah is Tun& message from Cleffairy

Here’s a congratulatory message from Over A Cuppa Tea author, Cleffairy to two national figure. Datuk Seri Najib on his appointment as Malaysia sixth Prime Minister on 3rd April 2009. Congratulations, Datuk Seri, all of us will be looking forward to a very different leadership ahead and we’ll be following your political career with great interest. Though yours truly is not so optimistic about the political environment in Malaysia, yours truly sincerely hope your leadership will once again make Malaysia respected in the eyes of the world. Do what you must to bring prosperity and stability once again to our beloved country.

My congratulation are also in order to the former Prime Minister and his wife too who have been awarded the title Tun by Yang Di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan- Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and his wife, Tun Jeanne Abdullah. Tun Abdullah, your term in office may have been short, but I believed, Malaysians has learned a lot from your leadership. Thank you so much for those valuable lesson, as we are smarter now. I believe everything that had happened have been predestined, and it’s God’s will for us to experience the good and the bad during your term in office. Frankly speaking, I am not really your fan, Tun Abdullah, but I pray that Malaysians will not be ungrateful as to treat you like dirt once you stepped down as PM, the way Tun Dr. Mahathir have been forced to experience.

Cleffairy: Malaysia now have two living former premiers, and I hope Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, as the sixth Prime Minister will thread carefully during his term, and learn to be visionary like Tun Dr. Mahathir, and be ‘cool’ like Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

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April Fool's Joke?

Just a short entry here. LOL. Just to wish everyone’s a Happy April’s Fool Day.

Here comes the biggest joke of the year. He didn’t flop! Oh my God, he didn’t flop! Today 1st April 2009, he announced that he will step down as the fifth Prime Minister of Malaysia and his DPM will take over his post as Prime Minister. Datuk Seri Najib will be sworn in this Friday if the Agong consent to it, which is 3rd April 2009.

Wow. I still can’t believe that Pak Lah didn’t flop this time. Malaysia will have it’s sixth Prime Minister this Friday, and this is no April’s Fool joke either.

Cleffairy: Congratulations to Mr. Bombastic. You are fantastic! May you lead the country to be positively explosive in the eyes of the world. The era of sleepiness is over. Yeah! Shake your bomb bomb shake your bomb bomb! Wooh! Doncha just love Ricky Martin, baby?

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April Fool’s Joke?

Just a short entry here. LOL. Just to wish everyone’s a Happy April’s Fool Day.

Here comes the biggest joke of the year. He didn’t flop! Oh my God, he didn’t flop! Today 1st April 2009, he announced that he will step down as the fifth Prime Minister of Malaysia and his DPM will take over his post as Prime Minister. Datuk Seri Najib will be sworn in this Friday if the Agong consent to it, which is 3rd April 2009.

Wow. I still can’t believe that Pak Lah didn’t flop this time. Malaysia will have it’s sixth Prime Minister this Friday, and this is no April’s Fool joke either.

Cleffairy: Congratulations to Mr. Bombastic. You are fantastic! May you lead the country to be positively explosive in the eyes of the world. The era of sleepiness is over. Yeah! Shake your bomb bomb shake your bomb bomb! Wooh! Doncha just love Ricky Martin, baby?

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April Fool’s Joke?

Just a short entry here. LOL. Just to wish everyone’s a Happy April’s Fool Day.

Here comes the biggest joke of the year. He didn’t flop! Oh my God, he didn’t flop! Today 1st April 2009, he announced that he will step down as the fifth Prime Minister of Malaysia and his DPM will take over his post as Prime Minister. Datuk Seri Najib will be sworn in this Friday if the Agong consent to it, which is 3rd April 2009.

Wow. I still can’t believe that Pak Lah didn’t flop this time. Malaysia will have it’s sixth Prime Minister this Friday, and this is no April’s Fool joke either.

Cleffairy: Congratulations to Mr. Bombastic. You are fantastic! May you lead the country to be positively explosive in the eyes of the world. The era of sleepiness is over. Yeah! Shake your bomb bomb shake your bomb bomb! Wooh! Doncha just love Ricky Martin, baby?

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Pooplitic…

Woots, it’s Friday again, and here’s Eugene’s special quiz. 😛 Even though this is not a tag, I really do enjoy answering his witty questionnaire. So, here’s my take on his Qs:
1)If Najib and Abdullah were to fight it out in the boxing ring, and Anwar being the referee, who do you think will emerge as the champ and who will get the black eye?

Are you kidding me? Anwar will get the black eye, indefinitely. Because Abdullah will end up sleeping at the side of the ring instead of fighting Najib anyway. Tell me, where’s the fun boxing someone who is off to dreamland?

2)In all your creativity, what funny words can you come out with from the acroynm of C4?

Cibai 4 you.

3)If you need to kill someone off politically, what scandals can you conjure besides sex tapes, nude pictures and corruption ?

The picture of them digging nose in public. Unhygienic, you know? Must get rid of these kind of abomination.

4)If “Merdeka, Merdeka, Merdeka” was the shout of independance in 1957, what 3 uniformed words can we shout now in 2009 “—,—,— ” fill in the blank,please ?

In 2009, we should shout ‘Celaka, Celaka, Celaka!’

5)Why do you think our politicians love to use this phrase “No Comment” ?

This is the best way to avoid lying and the reporters will accept it as they have mo to speculate and write about.

6)If i publicly declare that i am promiscuous, casanova and am a playboy, do you think i have a place in Malaysia’s political arena or will you vote me into the office?

Damn right you have the place in Malaysian political arena. Not only you will have a place, you’ll have loads of supporters who wannabe like you too. You’ll be like a sort of idol figure in the political arena if you have such traits.

7)If Malaysia’s politicians must be given a cartoon character’s name, what do you think best suits Samee Veelu, Kor Chu Koon , Choy Shoy Lek and K,Toyol ?

Samy- Captain Planet, Khor Tsu Koon- Gaban, Chua Soi Lek-Darth Vader, Khir Toyo-Jaffar(The villain from Alladdin)

8)If Spiderman were to fight a villian (in term of a political figure) in Malaysia, who do you that villian would be?

Najib.

9)Who makes more money in Malaysia, a prominent brain surgeon or ruling party’s politician?

The ruling party’s politician, of course. Duh, that was obvious, wasn’t it? Only the dumb, the blind and the deaf couldn’t figure that out!

10)Name one movie that has the strongest resemblance that can best describe our political stituation ?
Mission Impossible. Well… no resemblance, but Malaysia political mayhem is almost impossible to settle, isn’t it?

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A bunch of misbehaved children…

What would you do if you have kids, and they misbehaved badly? They wail, they rant, they never listen, they don’t know how to play together and they are definitely a bunch of selfish bastards who do not know how to share their playthings. When you brought them to visit your relatives or friends, they simply humiliate you with their spoil brat antics. When they’re wrong they don’t apologize, and they definitely do not say thank you when they are given something to play with. They are greedy and constantly trying to take away other children’s toys when they already have enough. These kids are also big bullies and would never try to get along with other children. They simply think that they must have their ways, or they will be on their full scale terrorist mode that would scare even the fiercest school principal.

As parents, what would you do? You’ve tried to talk to them nicely, but these bunch of spoil rotten children simply refused to listen. Training and talking to a bunch of smelly farm animals would be easier than talking to these children. So, you tried talking to them nicely, and you even scold them countlessly but whatever you say or do to them simply do not penetrate into their thick skull, so what do you do to the bunch of misbehaved children in need of some discipline?

Why, you go the old fashion ways of course. You give them a good knock on their head or a nasty spanking on their backside and remind them who is actually boss. If they still refused to listen, then you take the good old trustworthy cane and give them some nice beating on their butt and tells them who is actually feeding them and who is actually putting a roof over their head and don’t try to mess with you. Yes. If all fails, by all means, discipline your children. There should be no compromise in that.

Same goes with BN and Pakatan Rakyat. They are like a bunch of misbehaved children in need of spanking. Yes, indeed, they are like a bunch of spoil rotten children whom were not taught by their parents on how to behave in public. They do rotten things and created havoc in our country, as if we need more troubles to even begin with. In other words, both are hypocrites with the need to learn more about moral.

Instead of trying to get along with each other and share, they placed toads in each other’s pants. They laughed gleefully when the other squeal in shock and panic. And instead of sharing their ‘playings’ they went on their full scale Godzilla mode and terrorize around to get what they want. And instead of being thankful to the citizens for voting for them during the general Election in 2008, they betrayed the citizen’s trust by not doing their job properly. They are selfish, only think for themselves, and instead of trying to recession-proof our country like what other country leaders are trying to do, they make a fool of themselves and our country in the eyes of the world. Instead of believing in democracy as well as check and balance, these people believe in dictatorship, where only one party must rule and reign supreme.

I think I can hear Mr. President Obama laughing his ass out all the way from White House at our political mayhem in Perak. Hey, can’t blame the guy, can we? Who wouldn’t laugh at our leader’s foolishness? While others are busy trying to stimulate their country’s economy or work very hard to get some peace in their country, our leaders are busy trying to create havoc and uncertainties in the times of the great depression.

Those misbehaved children are not only ungrateful to the people who actually keep their stomach full and put a roof over their head for them,their families and cronies, but bites the hands that feeds them too. When the citizens voiced up their opinion and told them to stop being a jackass, they go berserk and told the citizens that they know what they are doing. Whatever things that the citizens do to bring them back to their senses are considered a threat to the country, and the next thing you know, you are in ISA, enjoying boiled eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinners.

BN&co and Pakatan Rakyat are both a bunch of retarded children in need of some disciplining to me. Both are unfit to govern the country. BN are no longer relevant and popular, and is going down while Pakatan Rakyat have a lot more to learn. If this is the way our leaders going to continue to run a country, please, by all means, just let a bunch of kindergarten loose in parliament and let them lead our country. At least real children will listen and obey you once you give them a good reprimanding or a spanking on their butt.

Cleffairy: Discipline starts early, no compromise in that. Discipline your brats before they ended up like BN creeps and Pakatan Rakyat’s frogs.

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Welcome to a year full of bullshit…

Some may wonder why I haven’t been writing anything yet though Chinese New Year holiday is already over for God knows how many days already. Fret not. I was not kidnapped or have been offered 50m to resign from my writing career or anything, though I wish I was. I think everyone here wishes that he or she was offered such disgusting amount of money and shakes off their legs while sunbathing in the Caribbean without having to worry about making ends meet.

I’m just moody and feeling rather uninspired. Yes, UNINSPIRED. For me, being uninspired is almost the same as being practically dead, but it can’t be helped, I suppose, as I’m having a strange transition in my life where I made certain decision that in my opinion, will make me advance in life and move forward.

However, I am living in Malaysia. So it is common that once one make a decision to do something positive in life and move forward for good, there will be assholes and busybodies with orthodox thinking that will impede us from advancing. They are the people that in my opinion, needed a good fuck over and over again to keep them occupied from disrupting people’s peace of mind and putting their noses where it actually belongs- in their own smelly houses. But, there’s nothing I can do to give them a good fuck, as I am no pimp. I am also no lesbian who wears strapon… and even if I was, I don’t think I want to fuck these bitches. They turned me off anyway.

While I’m more than 100% certain that I am making huge progress in my life, my confidence sometimes faltered, and I wondered if I made the correct decision since there are so many bullshits going on in my life, because certain people are trying very hard to make me move backwards instead of forward by interfering with my life. They thought they know best, just because they are older and experience and have more money to do as they pleased.

Maybe that, or they thought I’m just a brainless bitch who do not know how to think and make decision on my own as I have grass for a brain. Hence, they decided to ruin my life by trying to get me under their clutches and control me like those sadistic bitches you can see in porn movies. But I’m telling you bitches, do not try to interfere anymore, or I shall no longer keep quiet about it! Back off, bitches, or I’ll screw your life! I meant every single words I said. And you people should have known by now that I have zero tolerance towards nonsense and interference.

Anyway, talking about moving forward and not backwards, I can see that I am not the only one who felt that we could not advance because of the orthodox mindset that some Malaysian have. Let me point to what’s going on in Perak government at the moment. It’s in a mess, totally screwed up, inside out, upside down. Don’t you think so?

Another good example of where Malaysian are heading backwards instead of forward is the teaching Maths and Science in English issue. For crying out loud! Teaching Maths and Science in English is a good thing. Why the hell all those assholes who needs a good fuck go and wail here and there, demanding that teaching these two subject in English in schools are undermining the national language?

This is bullshit! Completely bullshit! If learning certain subjects in secondary language can be considered as a treachery to our mother tongue, then by all means, do not learn or speak any other language at all than what you usually speak at home. Wouldn’t that be better? Honestly, this is idiosyncrasy it’s mightiest form!

In my humble opinion, if only Malaysians try as hard as they could to move forward instead of backwards like this, we could have been a developed country by now. And if only we could be united regardless of our opinions and thinks for the nation instead of our own greed, we could have been a respectable and mighty country by now. But, seeing the mindset of our people, regardless of age, race and religion everywhere, I think we could never advance, as most of us are still trapped in our very own Dark Age.

Cleffairy: Beware, people, power thirsty people who wants to be in control are everywhere. They are not necessarily always politicians. They can be in your office or they can even be some distant relatives. Never ever take things for granted, always be alert as there will always be backtabbers who will stab you from behind. No one can be trusted in this world, only trust yourself.

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Easy fight? Under expectation? Yes? No?

All of you might notice that I haven’t been ranting about politics or write any ‘fairy tales‘ for some time, and I thought it’s high time I write something about it. For those who have been watching Malaysian politics as if they’re watching some gruesome fights would probably know about the Kuala Terengganu by-election.

The ‘sumo wrestlers’ were PAS, BN and a private candidate if I’m not mistaken. (well, when I last watched news, the private candidate didn’t express that he would withdraw from the election or anything, so I assume he fought for it as well, though the news don’t give a damn about him)

It was a close fight.PAS won the Kuala Terengganu Parliamentary with a majority of 2,631 votes. PAS candidate Mohd Abdul Wahid Endut wallop a total 32,883 votes compared to Barisan Datuk Wan Ahmad Farid Wan Salleh, who only managed to bash up 30,252 votes.

The loser, BN candidate Wan Ahmad Farid Wan Salleh was said to accept his loss with open arms and no regrets, and i wonder what actually contribute to his attitude? Does he already expect that he will be screwed despite of the massive campaign that had been done before the election for him?

As far as I’m concern, the seat belonged to BN before the by-election was required(The man who holds the KT seat was a BN feller), so why are there changes in voting pattern? Why PAS manage to snatch the seat from BN? I have a few possible answers on why PAS won the seat this time despite of the fact that the seat originally belonged to BN in the first place.

1. The people are getting sick of empty promises and the the BN government’s lack of ability to stabilize the economy back in 2008.

2. Some people felt that the BN government were being unfair to the citizens after their lost in the 2008 GE. They felt as if they were punished, and so now they are just returning the favour.

3.People think that BN candidates were not genuine and do not truly care for the citizens. They only busied themselves running around a few weeks before election, spreading their propaganda during the campaign period. The citizens do not know the man in question at all before the by-election was announced.

4. The people are becoming more and more politics literate and knows how to think for themselves instead of just obeying and swallowing whatever the ruling party requested and said.

5. The people really wanted changes in Malaysia, and through the by-election, they hope to remind BN what they had send across during the GE in 2008, which is they want changes in Malaysian government, and since BN couldn’t provide a good and transparent government, they voted for the opposition instead.

6. The people couldn’t forgive BN government for causing nasty inflation as a result of raising the petrol price earlier in 2008, so by hook or by crook, they want BN government down from the helm.

7. The people are sick of people who claimed themselves to be ‘experienced’ in governing the country but do nothing but talk only.

8. People are sick of the by-election campaign where BN fellers fully utilize the mainstream media to expose ill news about PAS&co and seems to sabotage more than assure the citizens that they will continue to serve.

9. People wants BN to stop being in denial and start to realize that they are no longer a no.1 choice. The people wants BN fellers to stop being cocky.

10. People lack confidence towards Datuk Seri Najib’s impending premiership as he was a yes man where Pak Lah is concern. And having so much scandal and rumours about him does not help to. (Altantuya, Eurocopter, etc)

I can name a few more reason why BN lost, but I think it’s quite a clear message isn’t it? People want changes in Malaysia and they will continue to send the message across until they get what they want. This is my two pence. What say you?

Cleffairy: The government’s job is to serve the people, not be served by people. That goes the same with politician. Politician are suppose to do things for the people, not the other way around.

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Compulsory HIV Screening, Anyone?

It irks me to see that the government is being discriminative again by proposing compulsory HIV screening for Muslim couples who are planning to get married. Wouldn’t it be better if the test is made compulsory for all, regardless of their race and religion instead of just the Muslims? By doing so, what are they actually showing to the non-Muslim? That they are only concern for the Muslim and not everyone in general, or they are trying to tell us that only the Muslims are prone to be infected by HIV?

I am not sure what message the government is trying to send across to us, the ‘ignorant’ Malaysians, but frankly speaking, even though to certain extent such compulsory screening can provide knowledge on whether your future husband or wife is infected with HIV or not, I truly believe that it does not completely help to improve the statistic or the stigma that the public is having for AIDS patients.

Why did I say this, dear readers? A mere test or screening without providing the men and women about the knowledge of how one could be infected by HIV would be completely useless, as sometimes, men and women practices extra marital affair for many reason-not satisfied with their wives, loneliness, frustration, etc etc.

EXTRA- MARITAL, mind you, NOT PRE-MARITAL. Which means, most gets HIV after their marriage because of their infidelities. Instead of making polygamy easier for men-like offering them Rm1,000 to take a single mom as second wife or something, why not encourage them to practice fidelity and devotion towards their wife spouse instead?

When men are allowed to take extra wives up to 3 to complete their quota of 4 wives, there ought to be courtship before the man decided to take another woman as his second, third or fourth wife. And who can guarantee that they would not have sex before they’re legally married? Who can vouch for that? And how could someone know that the one they are sleeping with does not have any STD or worst, HIV when they are just  fooling around or having one night stand? Is there any new type of condom that I am not aware of that will make some sort of sound or glow in the dark to alert the men or women who are about to have fun that their partner have HIV? Is there some new device that’s similar to pregnancy tester that could detect the virus simply by peeing on it?

People in Malaysia and all over the world usually found out that they’re having AIDS  when it’s already too late. While I applaud government’s new ruling that Muslim couple go for HIV screening before they get married, I do not think it’ll be effective, as no one could guarantee that the husband or wife would remain faithful to one another AFTER MARRIAGE. They may not have HIV before marriage, but how about after marriage.

HIV tests are not compulsory for couples who are already married to each other, and how do you propose that they will not have HIV after marriage?  No one can be 100% sure. If the government really want to ensure that Muslim couples are not infected by HIV, then, wouldn’t it be more effective if the couples do an annual HIV testing after marriage instead of just before their marriage? I bet that is better than just having couples take HIV test before their wedding ceremony.

Instead of just making men and women take HIV test before marriage, why not teach them the dangers of fooling around outside without their spouse’s knowledge. Tell the horny men not to visit brothels just because they are not satisfied with their wife’s performance in bed. Let those lonely rich  and poor women know the danger that’s lurking if they keep some lover somewhere. Scare these people with the horror of what infidelities have to offer, that, would be more effective than just having people go for HIV screening before they get married.

Get rid of the drug addicts punks and educated the youngsters the dangers of taking drugs and sharing injection needles. Educated the young and old, men and women about the importance of safe sex instead of keeping it strictly a discussion that can only be done in the privacy of the bedroom. Don’t go hush hush about safe sex to the teenagers. Kids these days are very curious and dare to try anything, and that does not exclude sex without protection. Educating people would be better than just making such test compulsory, isn’t it? If people are not educated and continued to be ignorant, trust me, no test on the face of this blasted Earth could stop HIV from continuing to spread.

Cleffairy: It’s so hard for people to get married these days. So much hassle have to be gone through by couples. Some might just skip the hassle and live in sin instead. Wouldn’t that be worst?

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I’m going straight into the ‘naughty’ list

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Yours truly had wanted to write about something else, but since it’s Sunday, perhaps I’d lighten up a bit. Have you guys heard about the eight members of Gerakan Reformasi Rakyat Malaysia (Reformis) who intend to stalk Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and strip naked when they come face to face with him?

Well, here’s some bits and pieces about it. This is a news back a few weeks ago. So pardon me for the awkward timing of the article.

The men, aged 33 to 50, are from the movement’s Dare to be Nude Squad. And swore that they will strip naked before the Selangor Mentri Besar in protest against the state government’s decision to raise the rental of low-cost houses. To say that I found this piece of news amusing is definitely an understatement, considering the ones who are planning to strip naked in front of a straight man is not women, but middle age men who are probably already wrinkly and soft down there.

Frankly speaking, do they think that by stripping naked and flashing their wrinkling assets would bring the Mentri Besar in question to his knees and comply to their demands?

Think again. Pray tell, which straight man would fall for the nude dance of some unattractive middle age man who probably could not wank or shake their little brother to attention? Their penis is probably something similar to a rotten old banana for all I know. Pretty women going nude and demand for what they want would probably get different result, but those horny men who crave to go nude in public won’t get what they demand for.

Oh yes, going nude to demand for something for middle age men would definitely not work. Even yours truly would puke at the very sight of wrinkly and soft penises dangling about. Such thing is not for the faint-hearted, aye? But then again, since these horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabe men are demanding to go naked at any cost, I suggest that they at least try to make their body look pretty and presentable like the pictures below: (or hire some of these women to get some attention instead)

It is amazing that in Malaysia, women are not allowed to dress up as they saw fit, and yet the Fatwa Council did not come up with any of their oh so mighty decree to stop or ban Muslim men from being exhibitionist. Amazing, isn’t it, dear readers? This is discrimination and chauvinism at it’s best.

So stalking and stripping naked is the new way to get politician to give in to your whims. I wonder what happened to the good old diplomacy and negotiation, anyway? C4-ed to pieces?

Cleffairy: If you want to go out in public nude, you might as well do it tastefully. It’s more than revolting to see men who are old enough to be grandfathers behaving like some horny homosexual exhibitionist wannabes.

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