Yippie… Malaysian gov give early Xmas pressie!

That’s right folks… government decided to give early Christmas pressie…

You see, the prices for RON95 petrol and diesel will increase by 5sen per litre at midnight (12.01am Dec 4) while the prices of liquified petroleum gas (LPG) and sugar will be up by 5sen and 20sen per kg respectively.

RON95 would be raised to RM1.90 per litre from the current RM1.85 while price of diesel would be retailed at RM1.80 per litre. LPG and sugar will cost RM1.90 and RM2.10 per kg respectively.


Cleffairy: Are you happy with this early Christmas pressie? Well, I certainly have better pressie in mind…. like… a slap on someone’s face? Or a shoe in someone’s ass?

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What goes up and never goes down?

Here’s a little riddle for you folks. What goes up, and NEVER goes down? It defies every single law of gravity, especially in Malaysia? Scroll down for answer, folks. It’s one thing that does Papa Viagra proud and makes Sir Isaac Newton howl in shame in his grave..

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PETROL. Well, you got that one right folks. Grab your car keys, start up the engine, fasten your seat-belts and make a quick drive to the nearest petrol station and fill up your tanks, folks, cuz there will be a 15cent increase on RON97 petrol.

Good Lord… one would have thought that they’d at least wait til bloody next year to increase the RON97 again. After all, it had just been increased by 5cent last 1st Nov.

Hallelujah… thank God I left the goddamn ball-less newsroom. Else I would be putting my shoes in my chief editor’s arse hole for being a chicken and refusing to make a big news out of this and report on ‘ Who had sex with who under whose noses’ kinda news instead.

Here’s the ‘revised’ petrol price, effective as of 1st Dec 2010

RON95 RM1.85/Liter
RON97 RM2.30/Liter

Cleffairy: Hope your tanks are full, folks… or else, your pockets will be on fire!

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Public Service Announcement: H1N1 Quarantine

This is a public service announcement to all Over A Cuppa Tea readers.

All those on AirAsia Flight AK5358 last Wednesday, 13 May 2009 from the Low-Cost Carrier Terminal (LCCT) in Sepang to Penang is advised to report themselves to the nearest health department for H1N1 screening and to be placed under home quarantine if necessary.

Passengers with any flu symptoms must get themselves warded at the nearest hospital immediately. The five crew members on the flight have already been located and quarantined for further investigation.

There were 102 passengers all believed to be Malaysians on the flight, among them the country’s second A (H1N1) flu case, a 21-year-old female Malaysian student who had flown in from the United States.

And up to date, The Health Ministry is still searching for 76 passengers on board on AirAsia AK5358 and MAS MH091 on May 13 who were exposed to two patients infected with the virus. Those passengers must join the others in home quarantine and call 03 88810200/300 immediately.

The seven passengers who were yet to be located had been on the MAS flight from Newark, United States while another 69 were on the AirAsia flight from the Low Cost Carrier Terminal in Sepang to Penang.

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Let's just W.A.I.T for the TM cows!

I’m not lost somewhere in Africa or fighting off some anacondas in the Amazons. Nor I’ve been eaten by some starving cannibals in some exotic place. And I’m sorry for those who have been hoping or praying hard that I’ve been stampeded and by a bunch of crazy elephant with mad cow desease and dead on the ground, all goeey, icky and bloody.

Sorry folks, I’m still alive. Felt even more sorry for you bitches and bastards out there, cuz you still can’t get rid of me. However, I suspect I’ll be  dead soon because of old age, waiting for TMnet to fix my freaking line. But to my haters, don’t worry. You still got a chance or two at throwing a party in honour of my death, cuz if I don’t die because of aging, I’ll probably die because of high blood pressure. Maybe that, or I’ll get strike by lighting because of spitting blasphemy every damn day.

My apologies goes to those that I failed to respond to, and to those that I failed to make my regular visit to their blogs. I am still waiting for the cows in TM to start moving their smelly asses that’s rooting to the chair and get things done.

I’ll try to visit your blogs and attempt to compose an article or two when I have the chance. But until then… *grinz* happy blogging, stay safe and happy, yourself, and your pockets alike. LOL.

Cleffairy: I have no idea why those stupid TM cows do their work so slow. I wonder if they are literally fucking around in office while their poor fellow customers are suffering. Malaysia, DO AWAY WITH ISP DOMINATION. That’s dictatorship!

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Let’s just W.A.I.T for the TM cows!

I’m not lost somewhere in Africa or fighting off some anacondas in the Amazons. Nor I’ve been eaten by some starving cannibals in some exotic place. And I’m sorry for those who have been hoping or praying hard that I’ve been stampeded and by a bunch of crazy elephant with mad cow desease and dead on the ground, all goeey, icky and bloody.

Sorry folks, I’m still alive. Felt even more sorry for you bitches and bastards out there, cuz you still can’t get rid of me. However, I suspect I’ll be  dead soon because of old age, waiting for TMnet to fix my freaking line. But to my haters, don’t worry. You still got a chance or two at throwing a party in honour of my death, cuz if I don’t die because of aging, I’ll probably die because of high blood pressure. Maybe that, or I’ll get strike by lighting because of spitting blasphemy every damn day.

My apologies goes to those that I failed to respond to, and to those that I failed to make my regular visit to their blogs. I am still waiting for the cows in TM to start moving their smelly asses that’s rooting to the chair and get things done.

I’ll try to visit your blogs and attempt to compose an article or two when I have the chance. But until then… *grinz* happy blogging, stay safe and happy, yourself, and your pockets alike. LOL.

Cleffairy: I have no idea why those stupid TM cows do their work so slow. I wonder if they are literally fucking around in office while their poor fellow customers are suffering. Malaysia, DO AWAY WITH ISP DOMINATION. That’s dictatorship!

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