Love potion: Strawberry jam soda

A friend who went to Cameron Highlands bought me some strawberry jam, not long ago, and the jar of jam has been sitting on the shelf for quite some time now, cuz I’ve somehow forgotten about it until one fine day where I was forced to ransack the kitchen cabinet for something to eat as snacks.

I didn’t feel like eating the jam with bread, though, and so, instead of eating the jam, I ended up concocting a refreshing love potion instead.

Ingredients:

Sprite

Strawberry jam

Ice

The drink is pretty simple. All you need to do is scoop a bit of jam and put it into a glass of Sprite, and add ice, and it’s ready to be served. Nice to take during the hot weather.

Just scoop out some jam and pour in the sprite.

Add some ice, and it’s ready.

Cleffairy: Is the glass half empty to you? Or was it half glass full? If one asked me this question last year, I would have said it’s half glass empty. But now, my answer would be half glass full.

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Adenophora Liu Wei Soup

I couldn’t take it anymore. My husband have been complaining of backache and lack of energy and appetite. 🙁 I guess age is catching up on him? I don’t know, but for what it’s worth, my husband is not even 30 years old yet. To me, he’s still young. LOL!

Anyway, I took pity on the poor thing. He must be feeling tired from work and whatnot. And so I decided cook Adenophora Liu Wei Soup that my big sister gave me the last time we met.

She said the soup is suppose to rejuvenate the body. It’s also good for kidneys, back pain and improving one’s appetite. I don’t know how true is, but this is how the soup looks like after 2 hours of boiling.

Is it supposed to look like that?

Beats me, I have no idea if it’s supposed to look like that after 2 hours of boiling. I just dump everything into a whole pot of boiling water. You know, chicken pieces+ the herbs+ some salt to taste.

This is my first attempt in cooking Chinese herbal soup, and I think, it would be fortunate enough if nobody died out of food poisoning after drinking this soup.

Anyway, a big thank you to big sis for giving me this herbal soup mix. Hopefully it will benefit my husband. 😀


Cleffairy: Cream chicken and mushroom soup with garlic bread, anyone? LOL!

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How do I love thee

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways.

I love thee when full to the brim

With sugar or honey

With peaches or flowers,

By the sun, the stars and the candle-light.

I love thee in the morning, when the doves have yet to wake,

I love thee in the night, when everyone is dreaming,

You sooth my aching soul,

And grace me with your inspiration

I love thee with a passion of a hungry lover,

Who always want thee in a sweet embrace,

To have and to hold,

In this life, and forever in the next.

A sonnet by Cleffairy

And what in the name of the benovelent God I’m talking about this time? Why, I was talking about my tea, of course. What else could it be? *naughty grinz* How do you love, your favourite drinks, folks? Is your love and passion towards your food or drinks as as great as mine? LOL…

Anyway, all I want to ask here is; what is you favourite drink? Mine is tea. I’m a  tea person and can never take coffee. Coffee gives me terrible palpitations and make me sick. Literally sick and gives me discomfort.

Tea have a very relaxing effect on me. It’s like a legal drug that I take everyday, and I always make sure I have a cuppa with me when I’m writing. It calm me down and inspire me.

I always take my tea with either dried roses, peach, lemon, sugar or honey, and never with milk. Do you have a special ways in drinking your favourite drink? Care to share with me?


Cleffairy: Fine, maybe I’m not that sober right now. Not quite enough sleep. Been burning the midnight oil. The sonnet applies to my loved ones as well. LOL…

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Art of seduction: Food&Sex

Women, as aging sets in, begin to experience a prominent drop in sex drive. This is largely due to a decline in the female hormones estrogen and also… testosterone.

Other factors that undermine female desire include childbirth, the onset of menopause, stress, depression, relationship conflicts, fatigue, poor self-image, and inability to reach screaming orgasm.

Men, when they hit certain age, would have to worry about Erectile Dysfunction as well, and this would affect their performance in bed and the desires to have sexual intercourse would decrease. But then again, usually men does not have to worry about ED and low sex drive til they hit 50s.

With the right attitude… and the right food, libido in men and women could be increase.

Here’s some sex food for thoughts:

Celery

While celery may not be the first food that comes to mind when you’re thinking sex, it can be a fantastic source food for sexual stimulation. This is because it contains androsterone, an odorless hormone released through male perspiration and turns women on.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac : Celery is best eaten raw. Wash and cut some, and munch away. But if you hate to eat it raw, make chicken soup out of it, serve with Bloody Mary or even take it with some mayonnaise or tartar sauce.

Raw oysters

This is one of the classic aphrodisiacs. Oysters are high in zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production. Oysters also contain dopamine, a hormone known to increase libido. And it’s undeniable that the experience of slurping a fresh raw oyster is rather erotic.

Try to squeeze it into your foreplay. Feed your spouse and have him/her feed you. The slippery taste sensation and the mere act of slurping on it should get you both in the mood.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac: Scrub the shells thoroughly to get any dirt or bacteria off. Pry them open and place them on a bed of ice, squeeze some fresh lemon onto them if you like, and then start slurping away sexily.

Bananas

Bananas contain the bromelain enzyme, which is believed to increase libido and reverse impotence in men. Additionally, they are good sources of potassium and B vitamins like riboflavin, which increase the body’s overall energy levels.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac: Place them on a dish in various states of undressing and have your lady slowly eat some for you. Then gobble yours down and get to work. Or, you can make some fried fritters out of them, or make them into desserts like banana split. Be sure to be generous with the chocolate sauce and ice cream, though. Chocolates are aphrodisiac as well.

Almonds

Almonds are a prime source of essential fatty acids. These are vital as they provide the raw material for a man’s healthy production of hormones. Additionally, the smell of almonds is purported to arouse passion in females. Try lighting some almond-scented candles to encourage her mood and snack on some yourself to store up energy for your performance.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac: Eat them raw. Or, crush some fresh almonds and sprinkle them on your salad to get the energy you need. Or better still, get yourself a honeyed almond biscotti. Personally, I would have suggested finely pounded almond with milk and honey, but some people can’t take it too sweet, so if you don’t like to take sweet stuff, stick it to just plain almond.

Chocolate

Aside from the fact that chocolate is the surest way to a woman’s panties, chocolate contains theobromine, an alkaloid,which is very similar to caffeine.

It also contains phenylethylamine, a chemical believed to produce the feel good feeling.

So, when your woman talks about how good chocolate makes her feel, there is some scientific explanation behind it. In addition, dark chocolate has a massive amount of anti-oxidants, which are great for the body in general, as they help maintain the immune system.

How to enjoy this aphrodisic: No exact way. Just be creative. Squeeze some chocolate sauce onto your partner’s body and lick it away for all I care. Just be creative.

Eggs

Although not the most sensual of foods, eggs are high in vitamins B6 and B5. These help balance hormone levels and fight stress, two things that are crucial to a healthy libido. Eggs are also a symbol of fertility and rebirth. Some people will eat raw chicken eggs just prior to sex to increase libido and maximize energy levels.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac: Have some caviar and a bit of champagne during your fun or gobble down some hard-boiled eggs beforehand. Or if you’re feeling romantic, you could make french toast for breakfast in bed.

And last but not least…

Mangoes, peaches and strawberries

What can be more fun than sinking your teeth into a dripping, sticky and honeyed fruits?  All of the fruits  listed above are erotically suggestive and can be fun to use amidst foreplay. Try dribbling the juices over your bodies and licking up the residue as an erotic game.

How to enjoy this aphrodisiac: Peel the mango, cut the peach and slice up some strawberries, and feed your partner while having oral sex.

Cleffairy: Why not have food and sex together? It’ll make a yummy making love session.

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LoveCenter: Sex toys e-store

Scheduled entry.

Disclaimer: For 18 above only. If you are a minor, kindly navigate away. Over A Cuppa Tea does not condone pre-marital, extra-marital sexual intercourse as well as statutory rape. Please remember to practice safe sex at all times.

This is a paid review written by me on the behalf of SexShop Lovecenter. SexShop Lovecenter is an e-store where there’s wide selection of sex toys. They sell wide variety of sex toy stuff for all sex and for people with kinky sexual preference. There’s also loads of sexy lingeries on sale. Just take a look at the stuff below. They’re all sold in the e-store.

There’s some sexy lingeries that caught my attention. Very tasteful and delicate, I must say.They’re tailored completely for seduction…

And what’s a sex toy stores without sex toys? They sold wide variety of sex toys…kinky stuff that I never even imagined to exist, designed to arouse and give vaginal as well as clitoral stimulation. Sexual gratification guaranteed.

There’s not only items for the ladies… but there’s some… ahemm… kinky stuff for men who are feeling naughty as well.

Giving yourself to her? Go and knock yourself out with the sexy red Santa outfit. It can be Xmas everyday with this stuff.

And while you’re feeling passionate and sexy, please don’t forget protection as well. To love is to protect. So protect yourself and your partner with these condoms…

And no excuse, all right? They’re those easy ons condoms as well.

My last words…if you happen to visit the store, visit responsibly. LOL…

Cleffairy: Used correctly, condoms can protect you from not only from unplanned/ unwanted pregnancies, but also from STDs, including AIDS.

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Cynderella’s Cookies Seduction

Please note that this is not a paid advertisement, and never would be. In fact, at the time I wrote this, the subject in question is not even aware of my entry.

Originally I wanted to write something about naked men, but… I feel that naked men is a topic that I can talk about any other day. Sizzling hot naked men can wait. But my Cynderella cannot wait any longer.

You see… as of late, I have come to know of a blogger friend by the name Cynthia, but I dubbed her Cynderella… because I feel that she is one, though her life is not a fairy tale. She’s one Cynderella who needs to make her own happily ever after, and therefore, I hope I can help her dreams come true.

I may not be able to wave a magic wand and make her account be loaded with cash, because I am also struggling to make ends meet. This is as much as magic I can conjure in order to help her, and her little princess have their own happily ever after.

Now…Cynderella is a single mum who is baking cookies for a living. She have a lot of touching stories to tell, but let it not be heard from my writing. Head over to her blog and read it for yourself.

I’m only here to inform everyone that Cynderella is selling homemade cookies and is taking orders for the upcoming CNY, which also happened to coincide with Valentine’s Day. The pictures below are from her own oven, made with love, and tender loving care.

These are Cynderella’s Chocolate Chip and Almond cookies. Imagine having marvelous cookies in your mouth, with the chocolate chip melting away, caressing your taste-buds, arousing your senses. Yes… it would sinful… sinfully delicious. It’s love food.

These are her butter cookies, with cherries on top. Why go for those commercial Danish butter cookies when you can have delicious home made ones?

Next up is her Oatmeal & Raisin cookies…

These, I tell you… these are sugared gem…a treasure, something you wouldn’t want to miss.

These are Cynderella’s almond slice. I bet they would work wonder, not only for the guests during that hateful CNY, but in bed as well. Imagine feeding this to your spouse in bed during Valentines, along with some chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

Okay, maybe I shouldn’t go that far. But I’m sure Merryn would find feeding this to her husband interesting, as she’s been ‘bedminton-ing’ in bed whole weekend, I heard. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Hopefully she won’t blame my little Kamasutra lesson from last week’s entry, cuz I won’t be responsible for any new additional family members one acquired as a result of spooning and forking without condiments.

Anyway, I’m sure all of these sweet stuff in the cookies would fire up anyone’s engine. It’s packed with energy, and aphrodisiac. One may not know this, but almonds are aphrodisiac, all right. It’s usually associated with ‘grounding energy ‘and tranquility, not to mention healing emotional wounds. (It’s true, I’m not just crapping here.)

Cynderella… or rather, Cynthia will be giving these samples upon request:

And anyone who is interested to order all of these love food for Valentine’s Day or for Chinese New Year, kindly place your order through this email: tan.aust@gmail.com

or…

CLICK HERE to visit Cynderella’s blog for further information. These cookies are sold at RM20.00 per container, and it will only be exclusively made upon orders. So, hurry up, and place your order now. *roll eyes* (No, I don’t receive commission for this either. Just doing this for Cyn and her baby)

Cleffairy: The way to men and women’s bed is through the stomach. Now, get your lazy butt up and get something nice for your loved ones to eat!

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Sodomized chic

For those who have been playful between the sheets as a result of my previous entry on how men can last longer on the bed, should check this out.

Another of my love food recipe, on my new foodie blog EROS EDIBLES. Check it out. There’s step by step recipe with pictures for you to follow over there.

This recipe is designed to provide you energy…. Sodomized chic…

Eros Edibles, Jan 2010

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Love Potion: Strawberry Mirage

I’m afraid I was quite a little witch back then. I used to concoct various beverage that I called Love Potions back then and serve them to my husband. Some of these beverages made appearance in my novels as well, and some of my readers thought that they are fictional, and therefore, did not question me about those fancy beverages that my characters drank. But little did they know that those beverages are real.

I’ve completely forgotten about them until I stumbled across one of  STP’s blog entries that reminded me of them and so I looked up my old recipe book and found this one, and I thought that the recipe pages is better off here in my blog rather than rotting away being eaten by bookworms.

Magical Association:

Stimulates playful, light-hearted love and romance. Recommended for those who wanted to impress their love interest.

2 kiwi fruits, peeled and diced

13 frozen/fresh whole strawberries

2 cups of orange juice

1 spoonful of honey (optional)

Place the ingredients in a blender or food processor, and blend until smooth or frothy, and serve chilled, or immediately with a few cubes of ice.

Serves: 2


Quote from Cleffairy’s novel in progress:

My life, my entire existence up until now have been about stopping the heartbeats of others. But now, all I can think about is keeping yours going.

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