Stitch me up!

I haven’t been sleeping nights lately, cuz I still can’t get rid of the goddamn nightmare I’ve been having. I thought of writing something over here, but I am too pissed over something to gather coherence thoughts, and so, I look up something on youtube. My all-time favourite Disney character.

No… despite of my mushiness, I am not so into those fairy tales. And I’d like to share these funny vids with all of you. Eggs and rotten tomatoes are welcome. LOL…

This is the story of Stitch. Good, non-traditional bedtime stories for your children…

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And these are the trailers made for Stitch when he finally got his own movie…

Stitch, stealing Aladdin’s girl…

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Stitch, getting into trouble with da girl…

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Stitch ruining Beast’s chance to get laid…

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And what’s this? Stitch is Simba?

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And finally, Stitch stars in his own High School musical..

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Cleffairy: I know, I know this entry is lame. But I can’t help it. I am zombefied…

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Yours sincerely, Cleffairy…

Dear all,

This won’t be a lengthy entry, just a little musing on how words means to me…they are normal, every day words, and I think everyone use it everyday in their lives.

Thank you- This makes me feel appreciated, only if you mean it.

I’m sorry- Doesn’t make much difference, because sorry have no cure.

Good morning- Makes me think that you are glad for me to be alive, to be able to wake up and face the day again, to breathe the same air as yours for another day.

Good night- Soothes me, for my day might not be a good day.

Sweet dreams- Makes me feel like a child I longed to be once again, for only little girls and little boys truly have sweet and innocent dreams.

Goodbye- Will not last forever if you keep me in your heart and thoughts.

I love you- Is not the word I say easily, or accept easily, because I want you to truly, maddeningly mean it when you say it to me.

I want you- The bloody word that made me fall in love. Fall hard.

How are you?- Makes me feel that you care for me.

I could go all night long, listing what little, common words means to me, but at the end of the day, when people says those words to me, I want them to mean it, not just because it’s a polite gesture. I wonder… how many of you truly meant what you said? Did you say it because of habit? Because it is what expected of you? Or did you truly mean it?

Yours sincerely,

Cleffairy.

P.S. Words means nothing when you don’t mean it.

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Dream Diary

I’ve been meaning to write about this, but I have been procrastinating cuz I am not quite sure where I should start. I finally decide that I should jot this down to justify my lame excuse on why I sleep so less lately.

My best friend Pauline knock on my head through twitter early this morning, saying that 4-5 hours sleep is not enough for me, and I should sleep more. Regularly. I bet she’s wanting to kick my butt and punch some senses into my thick skull, and get some proper sleep instead of being such a vamp.

But the thing here is, I can’t sleep. I have difficulties going to sleep, ever since the fire happened. No matter how hard I try, I’ll end up tossing and turning on the bed, and it frustrates me, and therefore the 3 o’clock fairy’s solitude becomes a habit. I end up doing things when people around me are sleeping their head off.

When night arrives, I’ll feel too alert to sleep, and could only go to sleep when the sun rises. Thank heavens I am a freelance, else I would be fired from my job.

Anyway, back to the point. I used to have disturbing dreams and nightmares a few years back. It slowly gets better as I began to jot down my dreams and nightmares that I got when I was asleep in my dream diary when I woke up. Slowly, gradually, the lingering nightmares began to fade, but lately, it happened again, and I am not quite sure what contributes to it. Stress? Trauma? I am not quite sure.

I know what dreams are made of, they are our subconscious. Or the memories or things that we want to lock away but unable to when we’re asleep. They are made of stress and the events that happened when we’re awake.

I am not quite sure what’s going on with me and my body, but the problems 3 years back reoccurs again, and I began to experience reoccurring dreams. The worst thing about these recurring dreams and nightmares is that the memories of it lingers in my head when I woke up. I could not forget those dreams as they are too vivid. Some of these dreams are so real and horrible that sometimes, I woke up sweating, gasping for breath and sometimes, even more worst, screaming. These dreams, often confuses me, and it’s hard to distinguish between dreams and reality sometimes.

Sleep…is not something that’s relaxing to me these days. Hey… don’t blame me. Can you imagine going to sleep dreaming that your loved ones are killed, desert you or even betray you in the worst way possible? Killed in an accident, killed by people you hate, killed by the fire or even murdered. Seeing your loved ones… like your husband or wife having sex with someone else before your very eyes and many more does not sit well with me. To be honest, I am afraid to go to close my eyes and go to sleep. Of course the dreams are not all bad all the time. There are good ones, but I don’t get them often.

I think, before things get out of hand, I should control my dreams and not my dreams control me, and therefore, I’m going to revive my long forgotten habit, which is to write down my dreams and nightmare on my Dream Diary.

And since my Dream Diary was spared from the fire a couple of months ago, I think I am going to just resume it from the last entry…It was Wednesday, 7th September 2005, sleep cycle 11.00pm-7.00am. Well… it’s time to say hello to old friends again. Unless someone want to sponsor me some nice journal or notebook to write as a Xmas pressie. 😛

See… below is my old dream diary. Dating back to year 2004. *sigh* Now I have to use it again so that I can vanguish my nightmares and make fun of em. or better still, use them as an inspiration for my novels and upcoming works. Great idea, no?

The dream diaries are small notebooks with tiny locks attach to it. It’s all rusty now. I tried finding similar notebooks a few days ago, but couldn’t find it anyway. guess I’ll just have to write on the remaining diaries until I run out of pages and get a new one.

Some of you may be intrigue with Dream Diaries and want to keep one of your own. Here’s some tips for you, in case you want to jot down your dreams like me for reasons only known to yourself.

You will need to keep a dream diary if you want to work on your dreams. A dream diary is like a daily diary except that in it you record your sleeping instead of your waking adventures. You should keep paper and pencil by the side of your bed and record your dreams upon awaking, otherwise, you will forget your dreams easily.

But what kind of detail should you include in your dream diary? The answer is, the more detail the better. As you gain practice and train yourself in a dream recall, you will find more and more details come back to you. Write them down.

The following are some points you should bear in mind:

1. Write down the dream events in their proper order. This may seem unimportant if the events appear unrelated to each other. But once you begin the process of analysis, relationships often become very clear.

2. Keep a careful note of the dream characters. Who was in your dream and what did he or she do? If they remind you of someone you know in waking life, write this down. Don’t trust to memory.

3. If well-known scenery appears, record any differences between it and the same scenery in waking life. Were the bookshelves in the right places? Were the books the same as real life? And so on.

4. Similarly, record any differences between well-known people in the dream and in real life.

5. Record any non-human characters that appeared in the dream (animals, ghosts) or any inanimate objects that behaved as if alive.

6. Make a special note of any recurring events, themes or characters. Do they always occur/behave in exactly the same way?

7. Not down all the colours you see.

8. Note down your emotional responses to everything.

Finally don’t trust to memory. When you read back over your dream diary you may find you have no recollection at all of having some of the dreams. However clear they seem at the time, write them down.

Cleffairy: Recurring dreams and nightmares bothers me. And I might as well write them down and make fun of them instead of letting the dragons bites me!

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Shibari- The ways of the rope

There are advantages of being addicted to writing a novel. I can vouch for it. I learn so many things through writing throughout November, and some of it is pretty exhilarating in certain ways, I must say. I talked about erections and whatnot with my fellow novelist a couple of days ago, and last night, during our last write-in for year 2009, I learn about another thing.

SHIBARI. Porn lovers out there would probably recognize the meaning of this word as bondage.

Shibari, a Japanese word literally meaning “bondage,” involves tying a jujun (“one who submits to the rope”) in intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope. Shibari differs from Western bondage in that, instead of just immobilizing or restraining the bottom, the bottom gains pleasure from being under pressure and strain of the ropes.

 

The aesthetics of the bound person’s position are also important: in particular, for its use of asymmetric positions to heighten the psychological impact of bondage.

 

I looked it up as I was intrigue with ‘Shibari’ It was described as if it was some sort of art, and I was right at some point that it was some sort of Japanese art. If the Indians are famous for Kamasutra, then Japanese should be acknowledge for Shibari, an art of pleasure.

 

There are so many technique for shibari. Among them are:

 

* Single wrist binding/Katate kubi shibari

* Both wrists binding/Ryoute kubi shibari

* Handcuff binding/Tejou shibari

* Prisoner handcuff binding/Renkou tejou shibari

* Hands behind the back binding/Ushiro te shibari

* High hands behind the back binding/Ushiro takate kote shibari

* Hands behind the head tie/Koutou ushiro te shibari

* Tasuki (kimono string) tied/Tasuki (tasuki) shibari

* Crotch rope tie/Mata nawa shibari

* Turtle (diamond pattern) binding/Kikkou shibari (hishi nawa shibari)

* Upright standing binding/Chokuritsu fudou ippon shibari

* Cross-legged binding/Agura shibari

* Shrimp binding/Ebi shibari

* Reverse shrimp binding/Sakasa ebi shibari

* Standing partial suspension/Tachi tsuri shibari

* One foot lifted partial suspension/Kataashi age tsuri shibari

* Hanging letter M, open leg binding/M ji kaikyaku tsuri shibari

* Reverse hanging shrimp binding/Gyaku ebi tsuri shibari

 

The history of Shibari is rather interesting. In the 1700’s Japan was under the Tokugawa Government, four kinds of punishment were common. These were as follows: pressing parts of the prisoner’s body with a heavy rock, the whip, rope restriction and suspension with ropes. Rope was used to create poor circulation, immobility, and humiliating positions for prisoners. Different types of binding and different colors of rope were used to identify the kind of crime the prisoner had committed and the social class he belonged to. It was physically painful and I would assume mentally brutal.

 

During World War II, the Japanese came into contact with Germans and learned the concepts of the West and legacy of the Marquis de Sade. These were added to the ancient art, its symbol of power, hemp ropes, and the artistic concept of beauty and the art form that we know today as: Shibari came into being. The Shibari art form increased to the point that special theatres were created for it!

 

As we look at the world today we see Japanese bondage (Kinbaku/Shibari) used for sexual bonding, personal release, and as an image for art.

 

Cleffairy: I think I should give writing a little break! I’m kinda overwhelmed!

 

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Morning Erection

I was having a kind of X-rated chat with my fellow WriMos a moment ago, and we ended up talking about men’s morning erection after blasting our head on how to write a believable sex scene for our respective novels.

I never asked anyone in my bloody life on how it feels like to have a morning erection, including the males in my blasted life, and I wondered how morning erection felt to men.

So, since all of us were in the mood to explore the world of sexuality and beyond, I asked one of the male chatter in my noveling group about MORNING ERECTION, and how it feels to men. This is what he answered.

“Morning erections are there to keep men from bed-wetting, and that’s both a godsend and really annoying. You wake up, you have to pee, you have an erection, and the erection pretty much isn’t going to go away until you pee or maybe ejaculate. Meanwhile, you have to pee. In a standing position, the urine is coming out exactly the wrong way. In a sitting position, the angle of the penis is still exactly the wrong way, unless maybe you sit and bend over on the stool. Or, you can try to bend that rock-hard shaft downward at least 90 degrees so that it’s pointing into the bowl. Meanwhile, touching your penis makes it harder, because, it’s erect and all the nerves and such are at the surface.”

I don’t know what has gotten into me, I must have been overdosed on my caffeine fix to talk about so much about erotic nonsense, but as soon as I finished reading what my fellow novelist wrote, I laughed my ass out.

I absolutely had no clue on that’s how men feel when they had morning erection. So… it was not pleasurable, after all. And I can’t believe that morning erection is one kind of mechanism to prevent men from bed wetting. LOL… so… if a man have an erectile dysfunction, will he wet his bed then? LOL… can some male readers out there tell me about this? I think I hang out too much with my fellow novelist to think straight right now. I am as good as drunk! Can someone set me straight please? I’m struggling to finish up my novel.

I got to stay away from looney novelist who are overdosed on tea and coffee, just like me. It can be proved rather disastrous for morning erection is not the only thing we’ve discussed. There’s ‘standing up’ all night long and ‘how many times per night’ as well as creative metaphor for orgasm or even novel ending with er… bing bam and boom! I ought to warn you people off… mixing around with novelist in distress can be pretty dangerous!

Cleffairy: Sometimes, I think I am just as clueless as a teenage girl on a first date! There’s so much to learn about men and their anatomy!

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Love is a mystery

It’s weekend. It’s cold and rainy, and all I want is just to curl up and snuggle in a blanket, read a good novel or two and sleep the day away. But before I do that, allow me to share this with you:

It is a mystery why we fall in love. It is a mystery how it happens. It is a mystery when it comes. It is a mystery why some love grows and it is a mystery why some love fails.

You can analyze this mystery and look for reasons and causes, but you will never do anymore that take the life out of the experience. Just as life itself is more than the sum of the bones and muscles and electrical impulses in the body,love is more than the sum of the interests and attractions and commonalities that two people share. And just as life itself is a gift that comes and goes in its own time, so too, the coming of love must be taken as an unfathomable gift that cannot be questioned in its ways.

Sometimes, hopefully at least once in your life – the gift of love will come to you in full flower. Take hold of it and celebrate it in all inexpressible beauty. This is the dream we all share. More often, it will come and take hold of you, celebrate you for a brief moment, then move on.

When this happen to young people, they too often try to grasp the love and hold it to them, refusing to see that it is a gift that just as freely, moves away. When they fall out of love, or the person they love feels the spirit of love leaving, they try desperately to reclaim the love that is lost rather than accepting the gift for what it was, then moving on.

They want answers where there are no answers. They want to know what is wrong in them that makes the other person no longer love them, or try to get their love to change, thinking that if some small things were different, love would bloom again. They blame their circumstances and say that if they go far away and start a new life, their love will grow.

They try anything to give meaning to what has happened. But there is no meaning beyond the love itself, and until they accept its own mysterious ways, they live in a sea of misery.

You need to know this about love, and accept it. You need to treat what it brings you with kindness. If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn’t choose to rest in the other person’s heart.

If you find yourself someone in love with you but you don’t love him back, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage; do not cause pain. How you deal with love is how you deal with yourself. All our hearts feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different.

If you fall in love with another, and he falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it nor to assess blame. Let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time.

Remember that you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in any way you can.

There is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long without love, they understand love only as a need. They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and they begin to look at love as something that flows to them rather than from them.

The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as a need. They cease to be someone who generates love and instead become someone who seeks love. They forget that the secret of love is that it is a gift, and that it can be made to grow only by giving it away.

Remember this and keep it to your heart. Love has its time, its own season, its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it, or reason it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you can do and there is nothing you should do. Love always has been and always will be a mystery.

Cleffairy: Sometimes, letting go is also a form of love. A form of love that needs more courage than holding on. If only I have that sort of courage.

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The many reasons of sex

I haven’t been feeling inspired these days, and I’ve come to realized why. No, it’s not because my sex life is boring and I’m brain dead or anything. I realized it’s because I’ve been dead busy these days trying to put my life together to even sit down and have a cuppa tea.This is by far the worst and busiest year in my life. Too much things to do, too less time.

If you have been following my blog since last year, you might realized that I’m usually inspired when I’m relaxing over my cuppa tea. Well, believe it or not, life have been depriving me for the goddamn source of caffeine. It’s been some time since I sit down, breathe and sip my cuppa tea while I do some deep thinking.

Yours truly just had a couple cuppa tea a moment ago while her eyes are glued to the idiot box, and guess what? That bloody cup of caffeine yours truly glunk down her throat is flowing down her blood veins and now she can’t sleep. Cleffairy is now officially caffeine overdosed, and hell she cannot sleep, and cannot think about anything else but write about sex to pass her night time.

All right, let’s do it, people. No, his is not an invitation to have sex… but an invitation to TALK about sex. It’s been awhile since I bring up this topic, isn’t it? Well, let’s proceed, shall we?

People have sex all the time. Everyone have sex. Any way they want it. Any where they feel like doing it, and any time they feel like doing the gloriously exhilarating deed. For some lucky few, their sex life is hot and passionate, while great numbers of others, sex is just the deed that they performed half-heartedly so that they don’t deprive their other half of their conjugal rights.

People have sex for many reasons. Most of the time, it’s simply because as men and women have needs for it, and it does not matter if it’s a fling or just a one night stand. Sex, for some, it’s a great release, be it physically, mentally or emotionally. Some people needs to have sex just to forget their frustration in life, as only during sexual intercourse, they would not think about what’s troubling them. Problems flew out of the window as they rocks the bed, the sofa, whatever.

Believe it or not, sex, for some, can have the effect of a therapy. I believe, in some part of the world where people are more open about the subject-our western counterparts, uses sex as therapy. Look it up if you are interested. Yes, sex is some kind of a therapy. It may be bad for the soul… but yeah, for some, sex works wonder for their body and mind. For some, sex left them satiated afterwards, provided, their partner’s performance is up to their standard.

To put it bluntly, most people have sex because of lust, not necessarily because they are committed to their partner and wants to do the happily ever after and grow old together part of the story. Sad, but true, but that’s a fact. Some people just have sex for the heck of it.They need it, so they find willing…or  heavens forbids, unwilling partner to satisfy their lust.

For some lucky others, they don’t have sex, but they made love to their partner.  For these people, it’s all about consummation of love, not just a mind blowing sex  or merely a session where they exchange bodily fluids with each other. They do so because they wanted to please and give pleasure their lover, partner or spouse. They made love, and it’s all about giving and not taking.They use their body to express their emotion to one another in a way that words can never do.

They put their other half’s needs before their own, and they feel more satisfied when their partner are throughly pleasured with their stamina and their ‘creativity’. They take time to arouse one another and explore each other’s body as if it they are doing it for the first time.

Now, that is making love. There’s huge differences between sex and making love. People who wants to make love to their partner are usually determined to get things rights, even if they have been together for a decade. They are emotional and intuitive, not to mention powerful and passionate. Their goal is simply to excite.

I know many of you out there are in a relationship. Some of you have lovers and most are of you are married. Some of you may have high libido and you may have the stamina to do it 2-3 times a day while the pitiful others don’t get to have fun on the bed as often as they want because the brats and mundane chores get in the way.

How many times you do it in a day, a month or a year is not the question here. My question here is, do you have sex of made love to your partner? Care to share your views with me on what you think about sex and making love?

Cleffairy: Do you fall in love or in lust?

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To conceive or not to conceive

Men are lustful creature. And so are women.  It’s natural. Both are horny creature in regards of the opposite sex(if you’re straight, that is). While women are usually worried about protection, some men just wouldn’t give a damn, no matter what.

I’m quite wary of promoting safe sex, because most men would make millions of excuses not to protect their women in bed, unless they truly are concern about their bank account and stuff. It seems that men are more sated when they release their seed into the womb than the other way around. I don’t quite understand it myself…if there is difference in ejaculating into the womb without protection with having condom on or withdrawal method, because I am not a man. So men out there will have to explain to me to help me understand… err… this bloody thing that excite men so much. Personally, as a woman, knowing that my man bother to protect me during intercourse is arousing enough. I can never understand men’s brain, I suppose. Completely different frequency from mine.

Anyway, when passion dictates, everything else flew out of the window. Though it is unfair to blame men for unwanted or unplanned pregnancy, it is common knowledge that when men are ‘hard’ they are ‘soft’, and when they are ‘soft’, helpless women would be seduced or tricked into having unprotected sex with them. Let’s not blame the men and women. Let us all blame the damn libido and uncontrollable passion, shall we? It’s more fair that way. After all, it takes two to tango… or rather, have sex.

Most of my readers are married, so I don’t think I have to explain about the birds and the bees here. I bet all of you know how to do it, and probably have achieve a level where you’d probably send the Kamasutra author blushing if he’s alive today. Today, instead of talking about safe sex like I usually do, let’s talk about conception. Yes, conception of a child. Since it’s completely useless to talk about protection and safe sex when there is no cooperation from either one or both partner, then I think it is best that we talk about ovulation and women’s fertility, so that one would not be surprised if the woman in question missed her period.

Did you men, and women, know that you could actually calculate and predict women’s fertility and ovulation date by using online ovulation calendar? I am aware that most of you know how to count the fertile date if you’re planning your family. They taught us in science class when we were in high school, didn’t they? Well, in case some of you blokes forget that there’s such thing exists,  let me stress here that you can actually calculate and predict your fertility or ovulation date and make a calendar out of it…you can actually see when is the perfect time to make love so that you can conceive a baby and whatnot.

Ladies, you are most fertile when you are ovulating, so knowing your time of ovulation will help you determine the best days to conceive. Ovulation Calendar calculates the probability of conception based on your ovulation time and other factors such as lifespan of the egg and sperm; and shows you the days that are most promising for conception.

You can increase your chances of having a boy or a girl by choosing the right time for intercourse. Sperm carrying X-chromosomes lives longer and swims slower than male Y-carrying sperm. Therefore, if you have intercourse about 3 days prior to ovulation, you have a better chance of conceiving a girl; and the closer to ovulation you have sex, the better the chances are of having a boy. Ovulation Calendar helps you calculate the perfect time for conception.

The natural way to avoid unwanted pregnancy is to abstain from unprotected intercourse during your fertile days. The most fertile time is the day of ovulation. Ovulation Calendar calculates the unsafe days taking into account possible variations in your menstrual cycle, helping you avoid an unwanted pregnancy.

Ladies, and gentlemen… are you interested? Well then, head over HERE to get your own personal Ovulation Calendar. All you need to do is fill in the last date of your period, and your period cycle, and voila! Your own personal ovulation and fertility calendar. Those who are not interested in conceiving a wailing brat anytime soon, could also use this as a reference so that they could take necessary precaution during their fertile time so that they will be protected from unwanted or unplanned pregnancy.

But we’re not really talking about safe sex today. We’re talking about fertility, making love and the birds and the bees. And since we’re talking about fertility, let us proceed further by talking about conceiving a baby of a certain gender.

While most believe that the baby’s gender is up to fate or God to decide, I believe that through science and calculation, couples could actually control their future baby’s gender. Even if couples could not control their baby’s gender 100%, they could actually increase their chance in conceiving a boy or a girl by using the Shettles method. In fact, the properly applied Shettles method gives couples at least a 75 percent success rate. Some researchers have reported success rates up to 90 percent.

The Shettles Method is based on the fact that the Y chromosome bearing sperm ( boy sperm ) are smaller and less robust but move faster than the larger X chromosome bearing sperm ( girl sperm ).

So based on this fact, the Shettle Method recommends the following to help you conceive a girl.

How to Conceive a Girl


Determining the Time of Ovulation:
Determining when you ovulate is vital when you are learning how to conceive a girl. Shettles recommends that you have sex 2 1/2 to 3 days BEFORE ovulation in order to increase your chances of conceiving a girl. Having sex closer to ovulation will dramatically decrease your chances of conceiving a girl. The timing of intercourse in relation to ovulation is a vital factor in increasing your chances of having a girl.

Frequency and Timing of Intercourse:
Shettles says in order to increase the chances of having a girl, you should have sex everyday from the end of your period up to 2 1/2 to 3 days before ovulation. After this point, do not have unprotected sex until several days past ovulation.

Intercourse further away from ovulation favors the larger slower moving X (girl) sperm. The weaker Y (boy) sperm will die more quickly in the more acidic preovulatory vaginal / cervical secretions and by the time of ovulation there will be a much larger concentration of X (girl) sperm available to fertilize the egg.

Sexual Position:
Shettles suggests that if you are trying to conceive a girl, shallow penetration from your partner, preferably with the missionary position, will deposit the sperm closer to the entrance to the vagina. This area is more acidic than closer to the cervix and acidity will work against the weaker “boy” sperm leaving more “girl” sperm available to fertilize your egg.

Sex and Orgasms:
When trying to conceive a girl, Shettles recommends that you don’t orgasm during sex as the body produces substances after orgasm that makes the vaginal environment more alkaline, which favors the “boy” sperm.

The contractions which accompany an orgasm help move the sperm up and into the cervix, giving the “boy” sperm an extra chance at being available when your egg is available for fertilization.

How to Conceive a Boy

Frequency and Timing of Intercourse:

Shettles says in order to increase the chances of having a boy, you should have sex no earlier than 24 hours before ovulation to 12 hours after ovulation. Intercourse closer to ovulation the faster but less robust Y (boy) sperm. The cervical mucus present at ovulation is less acidic and “slippery” enough to help the Y (boy) sperm reach the egg more quickly.

Sexual Position:

Shettles suggests that if you are trying to conceive a boy, deep penetration from your partner, preferably with the “doggy style” position, will deposit the sperm closer to the cervix giving the more aggressive and quicker moving “boy” sperm a head start to fertilizating the egg first. In other words, ladies and gents, if you want to conceive a boy, then you’ll have to be more creative than just practice the lame and traditional missionary position.

Sex and Orgasms:

When trying to conceive a boy, Shettles suggests that orgasms during sex are a good thing as the body produces substances after orgasm that makes the vaginal environment more alkaline, which favors the “boy” sperm. The contractions which accompany an orgasm help move the sperm up and into the cervix, giving the “boy” sperm an extra chance at being available when your egg is available for fertilization. (Ahemm, I suppose men did not bother much to give orgasm to his partner since the population in the world consist of more female than male.)

Considerations for the Men:

  • Have your partner wear boxers. Wearing tight fitting underwear increases the heat levels around the testes and can, in turn, lower the sperm count. Wearing loose fitting underwear helps keep the testes cooler.
  • Have your partner drink a caffeinated beverage right before sex. This makes the Y-Sperm more active.

I think I have lectured enough, and hopefully, my readers are not asleep in front of their PC. I hope the information above is useful for those who are planning their family(and also those who wants to avoid unwanted pregnancy).

Cleffairy: When men are hard, they are soft. Those who do not want to conceive, beware of the softness, and not the hardness. And ladies,when you had hard time with your bratty sons in the future, I suppose the fact that you probably had an orgasm and enjoyed the process to the max is indeed a tiny consolation. LMAO. And goddammit, men, if you do not want anymore brats, please use PROTECTION!

Frequency and Timing of Intercourse:

Shettles says in order to increase the chances of having a girl, you should have sex everyday from the end of your period up to 2 1/2 to 3 days before ovulation. After this point, do not have unprotected sex until several days past ovulation.

Intercourse further away from ovulation favors the larger slower moving X (girl) sperm. The weaker Y (boy) sperm will die more quickly in the more acidic preovulatory vaginal / cervical secretions and by the time of ovulation there will be a much larger concentration of X (girl) sperm available to fertilize the egg.

Sexual Position:

Shettles suggests that if you are trying to conceive a girl, shallow penetration from your partner, preferably with the missionary position, will deposit the sperm closer to the entrance to the vagina. This area is more acidic than closer to the cervix and acidity will work against the weaker “boy” sperm leaving more “girl” sperm available to fertilize your egg.

Sex and Orgasms:

When trying to conceive a girl, Shettles recommends that you don’t orgasm during sex as the body produces substances after orgasm that makes the vaginal environment more alkaline, which favors the “boy” sperm.

The contractions which accompany an orgasm help move the sperm up and into the cervix, giving the “boy” sperm an extra chance at being available when your egg is available for fertilization.

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Are you lonely and loveless?

Are you guys lonely and loveless? In need of something to fill up the void and the lonely heart? Or you’ve always been left unsatisfied? Here’s a little bit of something for you adults to see. It’s been in my email for quite some time now, courtesy of a friend of mine, and I thought before I delete it from my email, I’d share this piece with you.

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Cleffairy: Sometimes, being alone does not mean you cannot have fun… LMAO…anyway, Over A Cuppa Tea author does not condone extra-marital or pre-marital sexual affairs. Read at your own risk, and always remember that safe and responsible sex is cool!

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Kama Sutra Music Score

I’ve been keeping this in my PC for quite some time now, and I thought of sharing with all of you here. One would easily mistake it for a normal music score, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that it’s not an ordinary music score, and personally I found that it’s quite cute.
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Cleffairy: Making love is an art, so be creative and don’t be such a lazy lame duck who sought only for self satisfaction.

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